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Everyone is in Saudi Arabia for the Royal Rumble.
Asuka declared for the Royal Rumble and Kairi desperately vowed to help her win. Will Kairi be able to do it or disappoint Asuka again?
IYO and Rhea are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.
Giulia and Kiana are the number one contenders for the tag team title.
Giulia is the Women's United States Champion. Giulia deserves better.
Sareee is carrying on the spirit of Inoki.
Sareee celebrates her 15th wrestling anniversary at Sareee-ISM Chapter X on March 22nd.
Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.
Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.
>Women's Royal Rumble match, January 31st >Sareee & AKINO vs MIRAI & Cohaku. OZ Academy, February 11th >Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto vs Saya Kamitani [with special guest referee Meiko Satomura]. Fortune Dream 11, April 16th https://x.com/WWEAsuka https://x.com/KAIRI_official https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE https://x.com/giulia0221g https://x.com/Sareee_official https://x.com/satomurameiko https://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI KCTV Asuka face paint tutorial:
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>>19782255 Why is her head so small?
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>>19782285 I really like this pic
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>>19782265 >Giukia with her old friend Maika Anonymous
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>>19782266 Optical illusion. The kimono is making her look bigger than she actually is.
She's a perfectly proportional Pirate Princes.
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Hope Asuka does well in the rumble. They love her there and last time she looked incredibly sexo.
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>>19782468 popped me brother
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>>19782471 inshallah, she will win the whole thing and purchase many video games and pastry treats in celebration.
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>>19782899 >finally gets a shot >has a great match with becky >fired wtf is her story arc?
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>>19782923 I could see her eventually being back in NXT and maybe winning the title, but I don't see her ever getting to the main roster again
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>>19782317 >>19782320 >>19782324 >>19782320 I hope Drew is her chaperone because of how things are in that area and nothing fishy is going on between them.
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>>19783331 >>19783335 >>19783337 they should be together on Raw
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How come Asuka isn't posting anything?
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Man, Kairi is exploring Saudi Arabia without even a match. Surely this doesn't mean what it means, right?
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>>19784103 She's busy at the hotel experiencing 1001 Arabian nights all at once.
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>>19784168 she's telling stories with cliff hangers or listening to them?
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>>19784202 Telling I guess, though from what people are overhearing, her stories consist almost entirely of moaning... Curious
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>>19784130 pretty sure she's going to be in the Rumble
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>>19784130 >>19784390 yeah I don't see why she wouldn't be in the rumble. especially since it's in SA. because I don't think a lot of randos are going to show up to get spots
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>>19784645 Kairi said she's going to help Asuka win, which she can't really do if she's not in it
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>>19782326 kek drew's face
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>>19783335 >>19783337 cute frens :)
>>19784103 Maybe she's not there yet
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>>19783745 >they should be together could have stopped there.
>>19784130 She's in the Rumble no ?
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>>19785359 They should be together in my bed.
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>>19782269 nice pic of Giulia & Kiana there
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>>19785797 she does have a long neck
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Translation of the bit of Japanese dialogue Asuka & Kairi shared on Raw:
https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/2016182987239600363/ P. funny
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>>19785936 She do be a long bitch fr
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>>19786470 based IWBAFNI poster.
We'd all love to do it too. Long waiting line for that one lol
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still waiting for Asuka to post anything from Saudi Arabia. Is she even there yet?
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>>19787000 Asuka is a blue-eyed Asian?
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>>19787042 Love this gook.
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>>19787449 A blue-eyed Asian mother!
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>>19784103 She doesnt want to glorify the human rights abusers. Please understand.
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>>19788592 Kairi b shoppin!
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>>19788618 no, they were giving out stuff to retards
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>>19787881 God damn that was a HOT look
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>>19788323 Did Sally and Takumi convince Bito to make a comeback?
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>>19789176 Koguma came back because she got the itch doing Hazuki's retirement ceremony. Maybe Bito felt the same thing doing Mayu's 15th Anniversary.
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>>19788643 oh neat, what'd you get ?
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Kairi been looking real cute recently
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>>19789176 nah probably not
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>>19787572 Serpentine temptress
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>>19788592 >>19788588 This is your Party for the weekend's classic 3.5 Ed DnD Adventure
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IYO and Rhea had a backstage interview that was interrupted by Giulia and Kiana, then Lash and Nia came out, they all argued and that was it. Nothing else Kabuki related happened on SmackDown.
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>>19791627 thank you for the scoops /kabuki/ bro
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not sure this means anything, but Sarray's theme song on the WWE Music youtube channel was set to private
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arab whores edition
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hope the big juicy mombutt is lookin PHAT as hell again in the tight bodysuit
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>>19791966 that was good gear for Asuka, and not just because her ass looked great
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We did it Asukachads #1 ichiban!
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>>19791133 They may want to tone this down lest they want to get thrown off the tallest building there.
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>>19792316 >>19792333 I don't understand. Explain yourself.
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making Giulia a mother
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>>19791966 >>19792106 Asuka's theatricality and raw sexual energy makes it work.
Ironically, someone like Jade, who has a great ass, looks so much worse in the bodysuit and it made it harder to see her beat that sexo clown. There's a reason Lex Luger didn't dress like El Gigante.
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>>19793346 We stan a black queen
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>>19792313 >>19792313 The Legendary Empress reigns
1,000 years of video games and sexo
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>>19792313 Why did they use an AI pic of Asuka when there are so many sexy ones available. I guess it still looks good but would Asuka support this use of AI?
Yes, she probably would.
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>>19793579 >Why did they use an AI pic of Asuka because that pic was made by third worlders
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>>19794384 That blue makeup never fails to work me into a shoot
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>>19794883 showing skin and drinking alcohol? Double haram!
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Royal Rumble predictions:>RHIYO eliminate Giulia and Kiana to build to their tag team title match >Asuka and IYO are fighting on the apron, Kairi goes for IYO but accidentally eliminates Asuka, Kairi then tossed out by Rhea >Rhea sacrifices herself to save IYO at some point >IYO makes it to the final four along with Bianca, Liv and Raquel >IYO takes out Raquel but is eliminated by Liv >Bianca wins lol
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>>19794883 why is giulia drinking before a big PPV?
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>>19795576 keeping the DDM tradition alive
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let's see Giulia's nipples (again)
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>>19794883 I thought drinking was banned. Is Muslim saudi a work?
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>>19795576 >>19796179 Dudes, look at the bottle
>>19794883 "Corona Cero 0.0%'
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>>19796186 don't ruin the fun
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>>19795576 tribute to her Maika BROTHER
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>>19795199 that folded up umbrella looks kinda like........
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Feels we haven't had a new KCTV in years bros ;_;
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>>19797418 She's busy being a mother, please understand.
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>>19797617 A mother's work is never done, so they say.
Are the women up first in the Rumble now?
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>>19797846 am keeping it on mute on 2nd screen till Asuka/Kairi show up.
my God, charlotte is bogged to hell
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Women's Rumble half over and no kabukis yet
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>>19798919 I know, this fucking sucks >:(
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>>19799265 yellow Power Ranger IYO
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THAT TRAITOR IYO IS HERE GET HER GIULIA ASUKA+KAIRI NEXT SURELY
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Giulia, IYO, Asuka three in a raw
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>>19799357 yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
it's the /kabuki/ section of the Rumble
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>Asuka planting seeds with Giulia nice.
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>>19799498 Asuka/Giulia vs IYO/Kairi would be dimes
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Birb and Bayley eliminated Giulia
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>>19799559 with how quick she turned on her I could maybe see an Asuka v Giulia singles match maybe somewhere soon. Maybe for the belt.
But equally could lead to a partnership too with how theyenjoyed ganging up on Iyo and beating her up. that was p funny. Asuka recuritng her to join her & Kairi is what we've all been beggin for anyway.
AND HERE SHE IS!!! THE PIRATE PRINCESS!!!!
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>>19795495 >Asuka and IYO are fighting on the apron, Kairi goes for IYO but accidentally eliminates Asuka, Kairi then tossed out by Rhea didn't happen quite like this but Kairi eliminated Asuka then IYO dumped Kairi
they didn't even build to it, shit happened like 30 seconds after Kairi came in
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>Iyo cold heartedly dumping Kairi out like that into the arms of the pissed off dragon TERRIBLE friend
>>19800012 damn you nailed it bro. it was too rushed and they didn't let it breathe when Kair was eliminated and Asuka grabbed a hold of her cus it cut to BRIEEEE MOo0oO0oOooDE instead.
But I gotta say, when Kairi knocked Asuka off, got a big gasp outta me. Things are moving on this story at least now. Kairi is so fucked lmao
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IYO eliminated by Lash in a way that made IYO looked dumb
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our former WarGames ally kween Lash took care of that traitor Iyo for us and eliminated her.
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stinky Rumble, but Liv winning is pretty cool
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>>19800468 It made Iyo look BASED you mean
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>>19800822 >lets go of the rope to grab onto the leg of Lash brother she looked stupid
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>>19797617 >new york wow Asuka loves America way more than yurop
moma has some cool shit like some highly decorated winchester rifles. Like one was bedazzled by the tiffany company
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Kairi's anus will be unrecognizable come Monday night. 48 hrs of Sybian punishment
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>>19802350 >>19802316 The Parents of Professional Wrestling
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>>19802433 *dammit wrong pic attached.
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>>19799836 good morning cripple!
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>>19802350 Asuka should've thrown him the 2sweet cos she used to do that in Triple Tails. YEARS before Bullet Club were doing it.
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men's Royal Rumble already worse than the women's
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>>19802481 Asuka lookin like she's abut unhinge her jaw and devour him whole here. Absolute sexbomb woman.
>>19803747 bruh it was soooooooooooo shit. total ass
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>>19806538 >bruh it was soooooooooooo shit. total ass yeah, shit sucked. But I'm okay with Roman winning if it means he faces Rollins for the title at Mania. Otherwise it makes no sense.
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>I watched every second of the thing I knew i was gonna hate. You win, lil bro.
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>>19806795 >the thing I knew i was gonna hate who are you quoting? Nobody here wrote that
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At the very least, they advanced the Asuka/Kairi/IYO story. Maybe with even a tease of Giulia getting involved? Meh.
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>>19800012 >>19800221 I like how Iyo was hesitant, maybe even scared, to knock Kairi off the apron to eliminate her. And when she did it, it was on of the lightest shoves possible. Let's see where all of this goes.
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>>19807315 Iyo is the Real One.
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>>19807182 the Giulia/Asuka interactions were the most intriguing thing to me. How they started as allies to BTFO Iyo but then Asuka quickly turned on her. They are definitely coming back to something there at some point. Perhaps if Asuka beats the fuck out of Kairi and turns her fully face again Giulia can step in her as new trusty replacement.
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>>19807511 That would be pure chaos. If Asuka is going to retire and put someone over with a memorable, violent spectacle, it should be Giulia.
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A look at tonight's facepaint job
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>>19807752 >>19807829 pretty standard for what she's been doing lately, but still looks cool
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>>19807698 HAIL KANACHAN
>>19808024 I think there's a lot of fine detail we can't see with the lighting there. Hope she posts some backstage closeups later to get us a better look at the whole design
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>>19807752 Last thing Kairi will see before her asshole is resized
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what were they chanting while giulia was in the ring?
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>>19808634 Great action shot here. look how happy she is to be working with her friend :)
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>>19807817 I don't think there was affection there.
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>>19808745 in kayfabe, yes.
but out of kayfabe, there are just cuddling :)
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>>19807829 Very sexo, but I will need to wait and see the closeup face porn video to confirm
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>>19800528 She half of the big mommas and
>>19793400 >>19807698 Hail Kanachan
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>>19800528 stop siding with the other side. its sky pirates and kabuki forever, whether or not there is a family feud, outsiders are forced to walk the plank
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>>19809503 Iyo betrayed Asuka so until she apologizes, it's worth celebrating when she gets her ass beat by friends of the Klub
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>>19809503 Not until the famiry is reunited
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>>19809573 >>19809736 >cheering for lash legend you turncoats will be remembered
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At this point I don't want Kairi, Iyo or Giulia anywhere near Asuka. All of them have cratered her credibility. And we all know Asuka will job at WM yet again. Triple H doesn't even acknowledge her now, probably because he wants her gone. Asuka will not be seeing out that long term contract she signed in 2024, I'm calling it.
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I'm pissed the cameras cut away from Kairi & Asuka for Brie's entrance. They were still doing something there when sje grabbed her by the hair. We might jave missed something
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>>19809951 They also missed Brock getting eliminated for Jey's long, drawn out, yawner of an entrance. Lee Fitting is just as bad as Kevin Dunn.
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>>19809951 The timing on both rumbles entrances weren't great. I know it's not actually every 90s but some came out after about 5 and sometimes it was several minutes.
They could have just pushed brie back 20s to let one of the few actual story beats of the show play out
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>>19810006 Kek I thought that was funny
Brock comes back for the rumble, doesn't do much, only really interacts with Femi and then gets Eliminated off screen and they barely mention it.
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>>19810377 lookin real JAKCT baby. mmmmmm
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>>19810373 Why wasn't Xia at the Rumble as TNA champ like Jordynn Grace and Mickie James before her?
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>>19808662 >>19807715 Blueberry pancake butt
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>>19808662 >>19807715 Blueberry pancake butt.
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>>19810377 Doing her best Stephanie McMahon cosplay there
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>>19810853 Kairi looking great. I look forward to Asuka kicking her blueberry butt!
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>>19810853 one benefit to these tight bodysuits is that even someone with a pancake butt like Kairi can still have it stand out
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>>19811415 She's got them booty straps on, that's why
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>>19811524 She will wear them in bed with me!
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Janny out there cleanin' house like battle cow in last year's rumble
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Asuka probably spent all night sexually punishing poor Kairi
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>>19812376 Why would she do that?
Kairi clearly intended to eliminate Iyo with her move Also Asuka is kind of old and has already been champ a bunch of times and right now she's mostly focused on personal feuds rather than chasing titles.
I'm sure they just talked it over and that was that.
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>>19811415 >>19811524 Kairi's lil fun-size GYATT
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>>19812856 Kairi's is a lowercase gyatt
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>>19810853 BEGGING for syrup
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>>19812376 yep, it's straight to Asuka's sex punishment dungeon with Kairi (again!)
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>>19813798 Calm down and get in line
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>>19813422 damn. hot vignette
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>>19813798 >a fat nut only 1, Anon?
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>>19814350 Sexual danger from a sexo clown
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>>19815100 u sure about that??
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>>19815100 Kairi is cutenso she hides it well, but she is indeed like that
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>>19815372 she has all the behaviors and overacting skills of the best JAV actresses
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>>19815185 look at this seductive lil minx
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>>19815422 her exaggerated overacting and mannerisms/reactions are great. She steals every scene she's in.
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>>19816486 I wonder if Asuka knows about the madness she causes. Godanon was a normal person before he layed eyes on that wicked temptress. Then, like the succubus she is, she stole his sanity and his semen, which she uses to keep looking young.
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>>19817024 oh she knows. She's gotta know.
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>>19817024 someone once said there's no clussy gimmick in wwe. yea, right.
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>>19817061 If that were true, then why would I want to bust a fat nut inside this clown, huh? It simply must be the clussy calling me
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>>19817349 >thong sewn on the outside, just like her nee-san awww <3
>>19817367 holy TITS
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>>19817349 >>19817395 take the thong out yo pussy player
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next thread I'll post Royal Rumble mp4s
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>>19818146 thanks, might not use it though
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>>19818146 >>19817799 >>19818202 oh I just made it, idk if you can do better quality
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>>19818209 I usually try not to make super long ones just because the quality suffers. But honestly the broadcast version does a good job capturing what happened so the fan cam isn't necessary. I'll just leave it alone.
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still 0 (zero) pics from Asuka in Saudi Arabia. She probably stayed in her hotel room the whole time or something
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>>19820142 cuuuuuute :D
>>19817349 I'm curious if there's a non bodysuit version of this gear. Would look cool.
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Some exclusive backstage footage of the aftermath;
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>>19820399 SHE JUST HAVIN' SOME FUN, MAGGLE HA HA!
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>>19820399 Oh Kairi is going to take a pounding, that's for sure!
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>>19820447 Cross-eyed Kairi
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>>19817674 kek'd
>>19820447 cutie!
>>19820399 nee-san noooooo :((((((
>>19820452 many concussions, prs undastand
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>>19820399 You can tell Kairi likes it.
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