As we come up on dis Supah Boll Sunday, I just have a couple of tings to say about this uhh, fantastic playoffs dat we sawr dis year.

First tings first, the Jags. Now... I have tremendous respet for Shad Khan. I awlways have. He came from Timbuktu or sumtin' and made himself a billionayr in dis country and I respet dat.

But his son, uhh... I believe it's uhh, Tony. Tony Khan, yea dat's right. Dere sayin' dat he ain't right in da head. De say dat he got uhh, dat uhh, autism dat's goin' around dese days.

He's da ownah of uhh, sometin' cawlled... uhh, A...E...W. It's like uhh, sometin' like WWE, except nowhear near as big. Let me tell you sometin' folks... we are a lawnnnggg lawnnnggg way... from da days of Bruno Sammartino, okay?

Now dere ahh repawrts outta Japan dat uhh, dis girl, uhh, now let me get dis right... Ma-yu...Iwa...tani, yea, had given da Jagwahs her uhh... fighting spirit, quote unquote. Now listen, I have no idear what dat is, or who dat is, but it clearly didn't work, okay?

Anyways, uhh, Anon from faw-chan, you're on da ayr. What's up, Anon?