>>19793662Undertaker was a shoot geek when he was in college and his entire biker tough guy gimmick is him overcompensating for it. He has never been part of a real club, he has never lived the life, he is just a guy with enough money to buy expensive motorcycles and get ripped off buying costume shit to ride around in. He has gotten so used to being the biggest guy in the room and doing that gravelly fake tough guy voice that he has convinced himself that he really is the American Badass.
>yeah im so BADASS that i drink nothing but jack daniels because thats what BADASSES drink>i married and got divorce raped by a 3/10 club rat with fake tits because thats what REAL bikers do!>yeah i have a HARLEY! you know who else does? the fucking HELLS ANGELS! >no im not a member or have even sniffed the balls of someone with a 1% diamond on their vest>errr doing meth and selling women as property? that dosen't sound very bad ass>yeah i just look at the floor when those guys actually roll into a bar because if i tried going MMMMM after one of them looks at me wrong a guy a foot shorter than me is going to stick a gun in my face and actually kill me if i have anything to say about it>but check out these UFC gloves that i wear when im fake fighting and watch me clumsily do white belt level BJJ on guys who aren't fighting back, pretty fucking BADASS 
