I shan't tolerate any more of this tardiness from my oneitis

I have given you many chances across many years
You are truly not any different from any of the others
I would not feel bad if you were to get brutally 'aped some time in the future
Perhaps I would not be the one doing it because I am a perennial gentleman
But I surely wouldn't help you

Why should I help you when you have never showed kindness to me?
I am a human too
If you haven't noticed it
You should heed these words carefully