In the realm of Earth 6X7D, Gorgeous Kevin Nash and Chris Songbird Benoit found themselves embroiled in an unexpected adventure. The two wrestling legends had opened a flamboyant wrestling school called “Nash & Benoit’s Fabulous Grapple Academy,” where the curriculum included “Synchronized Suplexing” and “Diva Drama 101.”
One sunny day, awkward journalist Cajun Dave Meltzer, known for his overly detailed match ratings and questionable fashion choices, decided to pay a visit. Clad in a sequined fanny pack and a shirt that read “I luv Suplexes,” Dave was determined to uncover the secrets of their flamboyant training methods.
As he entered the academy, he was greeted by Kevin, who was wearing a feather boa and demonstrating a particularly extravagant body slam. “Welcome baby!” Kevin exclaimed, striking a pose.
Chris, meanwhile, was busy teaching a class on “Emotional Selling,” which involved a lot of dramatic storytelling and interpretative dance. “You have to feel the suplex, like magical!” he shouted, dramatically flinging himself to the mat.
Dave, trying to fit in, shouted, “What’s your rating system for this?” His question was met with silence as Kevin and Chris stared at him, bewildered. “Uh, I’d give it a ‘five-star fab’!” Dave added awkwardly, trying to salvage his dignity.
To break the tension, Kevin suggested a wrestling-themed karaoke contest. The three of them belted out “I Will Survive,” with Kevin’s deep voice belting out the high notes, while Chris added dramatic flair by pretending to wrestle the microphone away.
The day ended with all three of them covered in glitter, laughing hysterically as they attempted to choreograph a new finishing move called “The Glitter Sex.” As the sun set over Earth 6X7D, they knew one thing for sure: this was the most fabulous wrestling school in the multiverse, and they’d never let Dave forget it!
