>>19825184Vince introduces a quirky storyline where Randy finds himself in a love triangle with two flamboyant African American wrestlers: "Charming" Chad and "Sassy" Steve. Each week, they compete for Randy's affection, leading to hilarious backstage segments where they try to one-up each other with over-the-top romantic gestures.
The "Ram-Dance" Off:
To settle the love triangle once and for all, Vince books a "Dance-Off" match. Randy, Chad, and Steve show off their best moves in the ring, complete with glitter and feather boas. The winner receives a giant penis-shaped trophy.
Tag Team Turmoil:
Randy teams up with Sassy Steve to form "The Ram-tastic Lovers." Their finishing move? The "Love Cock," a comically exaggerated double-team maneuver where they embrace their opponents in a dramatic, overly affectionate hug before tossing them out of the ring.
The Grand Finale:
The storyline culminates in a dramatic WrestleMania main event where Randy must choose between Chad and Steve. In a shocking twist, he declares himself "pan-Ram-antic," embracing love for all. The show ends with a massive group hug in the ring, as confetti rains down and the entire roster joins in, celebrating love in all its fabulous forms.