KEK WHAT A BITCH!

Summer of ’92, heat soaked the street
Did he walk? Did he talk? Did he move discreet?
Tallest man on the block, couldn’t fit in the frame
Wrong turn, dark alley, never quite the same
He stood pure like legends, never thought he’d fold
But the night had plans and his luck ran cold

Years go by, now the rumors circulate
Graffiti stories on a chain-link gate
And there’s that summer, whispered uncontrolled
In the margins of the block — yeah, his butt was sold

[Chorus]

His butt was sold
Deshawn whipped out his pole
Kevin took it in the butthole
(Kevin took it in the butthole)
His butt was sold
Deshawn whipped out his pole
Kevin took it in the butthole
(Kevin took it in the butthole)

Whispers passed under flickering light
While he’s thinkin’ “man, this don’t feel right”
He was stiff, tried playin’ it cool
Every step breakin’ a streetwise rule
He was shakin’ in his steel-toed soles
When the circle laughed and took control
Somethin’ heavy had a hold that night
When the alley closed in tight

Those long dark shadows, too bold to ignore
Streetlight flickered — a figure exposed his pole
The block leaned in, the moment took hold
“Kek what a bitch,” yeah, the story was told

[Chorus]

Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (4x)

Yeah now, listen
It’s okay, he understands
This ain’t no safe or friendly land
He hopes that when the night’s unrolled
He’ll laugh it off when stories get old
Take the long way, yeah he will
Never trust alleys, crates, or thrills
One bad bend, pride overload
Confidence bent, gravity bold

A part of him has just been ripped
The pages from his mind are stripped
Wolfie seethed from the corner, cold
Oh no, he can’t deny it
Oh yeah, the block’ll never drop it

[Chorus]

Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
(All right, all right, one, two, three, four)
Na, na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (x3)
His butt was sold
DeShawn whipped out his pole
Kevin took it in the butthole
Kevin took it in the butthole