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Can you really just be a giant asshole your entire life, making everyone else around you miserable, taking advantage of every person and destroying dreams and lives with your ego and then just say "I'm sorry" 5 minutes before you die and go to heaven?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 08:08:17 No.19856486 Report

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>>19852828

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 08:15:07 No.19856507 Report

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>>19856470
Jesus loves crack addicts and adulterers it says so in the book and that's why our boys hogan and floyd are up there, brother

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 08:19:59 No.19856519 Report

Quoted By: >>19856525

>>19856507
Blacks in Heaven? Lol. Blasphemy.

When I picture prowrestling Heaven, I see a great tunnel of light. And then faintly hear,
>"...I am ...a real ...American"
played by a peaceful harpsicord. At the end of the tunnel is Saint Bollea. Welcoming you to an eternity of WrestleMania matches. But Mr. T. or Booker T.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 08:22:02 No.19856525 Report

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>>19856519
>But Mr. T. or Booker T.
*not/neither
as I proclaimed, Prowrestling Heaven is 4 whites only, brother.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 08:23:43 No.19856529 Report

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>>19852828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TqP5suWoA

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 09:05:28 No.19856610 Report

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>>19856529
That doesn't work for me, brother

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:20:50 No.19856909 Report

Quoted By: >>19856941

>>19852828
Hulk Hogan is an angel on my soldier screaming,
>"Wake up you sonofabitch!!! Cause Hulkster loves ya!"
I'm out there kicking in doors with my ICEbros. I need the Lord's Force to protect me from illegal criminals and AEWfags.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:23:58 No.19856913 Report

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>>19856529
Taker got him with a shoot tombstone in the end. W for the deadman.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:33:08 No.19856934 Report

Quoted By: >>19857015

After Hulk's passing we watched some old matches got high and did Ouija trying to talk to the Terry in the afterlife
No fucking lie his voice came out of the walls and said
>"Knock out... every tranny... you see.... brother."
Hulkamania spoke to us and Terry wants us to find AEWcucks irl and hurt them for their sins against the Lord.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:35:36 No.19856941 Report

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>>19856909
Jesus said love thy neighbor. He also said love the foreigner. :)

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:35:46 No.19856942 Report

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>>19852828
kek hogan do be in heaven

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:37:46 No.19856945 Report

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>>19852828
kek what dead crack addict that died alone in agony and that’s in hell for living a life of sin

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:43:48 No.19856953 Report

Quoted By: >>19857001

Shahid Khan was in the Epstein pedo files 29 times. Basically nothing. Hulk Hogan mentions? ZERO

Fortunately Heaven has found it's own Guardian Angel. #StayOut

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:47:44 No.19856958 Report

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>>19856945
kek you're a brown tranny

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 11:48:24 No.19856960 Report

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In prowrestling heaven
The Pearly Gates are the Gorilla Position
As in gorillas and monkeys aren't allowed
Say the word is the secret Password though

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:22:12 No.19857000 Report

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I prayed to St. Terry last week after my pet iguana died
He sent the ghost of Jake The Snake over to my house and he gave me a new lizard
I named him "Brother", brother!

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:23:05 No.19857001 Report

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>>19856953
epstein snubs dopes, crackheads, and dopefiends like hogan, he doesnt want street walkers like Terry D. Bolea being a bummer, im afraid

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:26:41 No.19857013 Report

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>>19856470
If you are completely genuine in both your belief in Christ and forgiveness, then yes. How many people are completely genuine when their end is near though? Its a bargaining chip, its fear of what may come after. Hogan was a Christian years before he died though.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:27:05 No.19857015 Report

Quoted By: >>19857030

>>19856934
Hulk Hogan wants you to greenlight all AEW fans? Just beat the shit outta them on sight?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:33:39 No.19857030 Report

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>>19857015
>"Fatuitae stercum magnus et desatus."
Ancient Latin for "Punish thy (sic) enemies mother's anus". Heaven demands I fuck Tony's mom in the ass. Just ram my 10.5 incher up into her bowels. I finna make Shad's wife suck the brown chocolate off my dick like a fudge pop. And then drill for oil again.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 12:39:25 No.19857041 Report

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hes having a schizophrenic meltdown

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 20:37:38 No.19858719 Report

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>>19852828
GOAT

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Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2026 21:24:39 No.19858927 Report

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based hogan making the marks work themselves into a shoot when they work a work and work themselves into a shoot, mark, all the way from heaven

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