Trump did a shoot worm off the stage of a rally not knowing the stage was actually 60 feet up, due to perspective. Coincidentally there was an empty and open zorb at the bottom of the stage, that he fell straight into and bounced into traffic. He got ping ponged all the way Baltimore, where the anti-zorbing resistance is based, and an anti-zorber stabbed his zorb. As anyone who's zorbed knows, when a zorb pops the force differential launches you out of the zorb. So he was launched out of the zorb 20 stories in the air and on the way down caught himself on a flag pole where a bird hit him and he died. Rest in peace. Craziest shit I ever saw.
