>>19872143Easy. Heel turn is about obsession with getting to 17 and not ‘fans were mean to me 15 years ago’. Wins title at WM. Don’t tell fans about planned retirement date. Promises to ruin wrestling, goes on to defend title by getting dqd via nutshot every single match. Last match against Orton? 10 seconds, nutshot gg let’s go home. Styles? Punk? Hype it to the moon, boom, over in less than a minute. Really lean into the meta heel turn, get the smarks absolutely seething. Finally wise up and do a nodq stip, against whomever, doesn’t matter. Hype it to the heat death of the universe. Cena goes for trusty ol’ nutshot. Doesn’t work, he goes again, still nothing. Opponent pulls out a cup, smiles, he’s out meta’d Cena and proceeds to demolish him, match over in 2 minutes. Fans cheer, wrestlers leave, on to the next. Cena never wrestles again, no speech, no sneakers on the mat, nothing. Michael Cole announces his retirement briefly next night on Raw. Cena goes on Cody’s podcast, they talk about everything and except wrestling and his retirement. He’s never seen or mentioned again on WWE programming. ~FIN~
That’s how you do a Cena heel turn. The amount of resultant pantshitting could fertilize the sun.
