>>19877497I'd pretend to fall asleep and try laying on her shoulder.
I'd try to give some food to dom and accidentally touch her boobs
I'd repeatedly ask them both to autograph random shit of mine till they both start secretly cussing me out and giggling like girls and I'll love it.
Id order a drink and accidentally pour it over her and then offer to wipe and touch her crotch etc (or idk if that's too risky)
I'd suddenly get up and yell "GREATEST OF ALL TIIIIIIME right here guys!!! " And point to her and have them both giggling and laughing at me not with me.
