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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 04:54:19 No.19877332 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 04:55:39 No.19877337 Report

Quoted By: >>19878337

Having her win the feud against Willow was a bad idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 04:55:40 No.19877338 Report

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She lost to The claw

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 04:56:11 No.19877341 Report

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0 heatola

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:00:03 No.19877358 Report

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>Zero heat in your path
Can't say I feel bad, step up or step aside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:01:17 No.19877364 Report

Quoted By: >>19880148

>>19877332
I'd like to flop her boobs in my mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:02:30 No.19877367 Report

Quoted By: >>19878630

I like Kris, she's stronk but that's about it. I think she lacks "it".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:39:48 No.19877498 Report

Quoted By: >>19877543 >>19878278

>>19877332
Anons why did she hold her arms behind her back? Before Thekla even started tying her up she just put her arms behind her. Then the strap came “untied” and she still just held them there. Even worse Thekla never even tied the strap. Because you can’t knot a strap that’s connected to a person on each end kek. What a retarded and shitty looking finish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:40:59 No.19877502 Report

Quoted By: >>19881493

>>19877332
What a shitty reign, goddamn.
Should’ve slapped the belt on Willow

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:59:17 No.19877543 Report

Quoted By: >>19878062 >>19891019 >>19892152 >>19893904 >>19895201

>>19877498
>Before Thekla even started tying her up she just put her arms behind her. Then the strap came “untied” and she still just held them there. Even worse Thekla never even tied the strap. Because you can’t knot a strap that’s connected to a person on each end kek. What a retarded and shitty looking finish
typical aew slop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 05:59:52 No.19877544 Report

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>>19877332
Kris has had fucking years to raise her stock. It’s the same thing with most other originals from when AEW debuted like private party. None of them have much gotten out of just being seen as people who started with the company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 06:06:20 No.19877546 Report

Quoted By: >>19877594

Why didn’t this happen on Grand Slam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 06:28:19 No.19877594 Report

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>>19877546
gotta make room for uhhhhhh kyle fletcher vs mark briscoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 06:32:42 No.19877610 Report

Quoted By: >>19877722 >>19878263 >>19880572

She criticized Tony and well you know the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 07:24:19 No.19877722 Report

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>>19877610
This part

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 07:54:09 No.19877783 Report

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>>19877332
It was such a meh reign despite the opponents

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 07:55:27 No.19877787 Report

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>>19877332
Well it is aew

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 10:31:19 No.19878007 Report

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Statlander
Shida
Hayter

Three of the most boring performers in wrestling history

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 11:19:44 No.19878055 Report

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>>19877332
>*flops*
At least she worked my penis into a shoot with that match

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 11:23:36 No.19878062 Report

Quoted By: >>19881436

>>19877543
Wtf did they do to Joe? He used to walk away from moved and now he crawls into them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 13:05:53 No.19878263 Report

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>>19877610
deserved

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 13:12:38 No.19878278 Report

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>>19877498
I was just looking at her ass, I wasn't paying attention. But yeah agree with the other anon Stat hasn't got any better and her promos are some of the worst I've ever heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 13:33:03 No.19878337 Report

Quoted By: >>19880152 >>19886129

>>19877337
>feuding with willow
Aren't they both babyfaces? They have a million women on the roster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 15:06:05 No.19878630 Report

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>>19877367
she is big and strong but then she sells for shitters half her size and it drastically reduces her aura. She should no sell a spear from Thekla, who is 90lbs soaking wet. Booking Thekla as a powerhouse is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 21:11:54 No.19880115 Report

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>>19877332
thekla better afraid so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 21:22:29 No.19880148 Report

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>>19877364
What boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 21:23:53 No.19880152 Report

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>>19878337
wow tony can't book, color me surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 21:39:33 No.19880200 Report

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>>19877332
Disgusting creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2026 23:04:42 No.19880572 Report

Quoted By: >>19880864

>>19877610
>She criticized Tony and well you know the rest
What did she sayed ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 00:09:53 No.19880864 Report

Quoted By: >>19881042 >>19881087 >>19881118 >>19881277 >>19882843 >>19885242 >>19890633 >>19891023

>>19880572
She did an interview where she essentially said she’s felt dejected and wasn’t thrilled with her creative across her title reign, that she wishes she got to be a more fleshed out character like Toni and Mercedes, and then she got emotional and nearly cried during the interview. Almost verbatim to the things Mariah May had said she felt while champion as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 00:54:00 No.19881042 Report

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>>19880864
how much of this is on tony and how much of this is her inability to do character work

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 00:56:12 No.19881050 Report

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>more fleshed out character like Toni and Mercedes

>fleshed out
>Mercedes

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 01:02:16 No.19881087 Report

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>>19880864
Tonedawg needs to put that little Tonebunny in her fucking place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 01:08:15 No.19881118 Report

Quoted By: >>19884971

>>19880864
It’s those damn tattoos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 01:40:47 No.19881277 Report

Quoted By: >>19881340

>>19880864
>where she essentially said
so you're lying and putting words in her mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 02:00:14 No.19881340 Report

Quoted By: >>19882160

>>19881277
>putting words in her mouth
So if you don’t transcribe an entire interview verbatim you’re misrepresenting what they said?
Put my dick in your mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 02:25:43 No.19881436 Report

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>>19878062
Swerve is a very bad wrestler

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 02:39:39 No.19881493 Report

Quoted By: >>19882058

>>19877502
Willow needs to loose weight and stop pissing in the middle of the ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 05:05:38 No.19882058 Report

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>>19881493
>loose weight
And you need to learn how to spell

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 05:44:50 No.19882160 Report

Quoted By: >>19882175 >>19882235 >>19882282 >>19885258

>>19881340
>So if you don’t transcribe an entire interview verbatim you’re misrepresenting what they said?
Literally yes
>Put my dick in your mouth
What a weird faggot thing to just say unprompted out of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 05:50:12 No.19882175 Report

Quoted By: >>19882282

>>19882160
On your knees.
Open your mouth.
Stroke the shaft, tongue the balls.
And you'd better hope we fuckin' cum quick.
This is your life now.
Good bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 06:05:22 No.19882235 Report

Quoted By: >>19882282

>>19882160
Also, here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna hide this thread, and you will NEVER be able to reply to me again, because I'll be gone. Your insane seething compounded by your burning insecurities will make me live rent free in your mind and absolutely smother your pathetic limp spirit.
So, I win. Enjoy seething forever, you retarded faggot jabroni bitch. Bye. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 06:20:49 No.19882282 Report

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>>19882160
>Any paraphrasing whatsoever is a misrepresentation
Literally no
>unprompted
You claimed I was putting words in her mouth. I’m telling you what you can put in yours. Hope this helps
>>19882175
>>19882235
What he said

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 07:33:28 No.19882435 Report

Quoted By: >>19882440 >>19884980

>>19877332
smarks absolutely adore this kind of no personality workrate woman and i am clueless as to why

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 07:34:55 No.19882440 Report

Quoted By: >>19882490

>>19882435
I just like big butts it's not that deep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 08:10:34 No.19882490 Report

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>>19882440
>I just like big butts
Then why do you like Statlander?

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 08:11:18 No.19882491 Report

Quoted By: >>19882522 >>19885315 >>19886129

butt

Dillweed

Dillweed Fri 13 Feb 2026 08:36:52 No.19882522 Report

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>>19882491
Moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 11:05:50 No.19882843 Report

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>>19880864
She should have stuck with the alien gimmick but she just HAD to be a generic silent badass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 18:45:16 No.19884536 Report

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Tony hasn't made one star.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 19:32:56 No.19884770 Report

Quoted By: >>19885006

I knew this reign was fucked when there was basically no meaningful payoff to this. Marina might be a total shitter and shouldn’t win the belt, but there needed to be an actual program with Stat vs the Deathriders. Instead they blew it off in a mixed Tornado Tag the next week with Yuta and Darby and just decided to “eh that was good enough, Mox doesn’t need to try and get revenge or anything”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 19:56:51 No.19884889 Report

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>>19877332
So did she drop the belt to Thekla because Tony (rightfully) sees her as someone who you can build a women's division around or did she drop the belt to Thekla on TV as a punishment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 20:15:26 No.19884971 Report

Quoted By: >>19886105

>>19881118
How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 20:17:47 No.19884980 Report

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>>19882435
Because smarks themselves are devoid of personality, they're incredibly boring people and for some reason think that every form of media should be as boring as they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 20:18:18 No.19884981 Report

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>>19877332
but enough about her weird tiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 20:24:51 No.19885006 Report

Quoted By: >>19885019 >>19886117

>>19884770
This is why the Opps should've been a full blown faction instead of vaguely a Trios team with one extra member, and have Statlander be the token woman there to oppose Marina Shafir

Shit I don't even think the Death Riders were put into a proper faction war storyline (Or they were and I repressed the memory of it like I did with everything related to Moxley's shitty 2025 reign)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 20:27:22 No.19885019 Report

Quoted By: >>19885169

>>19885006
watch your words when you're talking about the 2025 US/canada MVP bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:00:09 No.19885169 Report

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>>19885019
Mox was not the MVP, his reign of terror was dogshit because it was the same thing as watching Roman or TNA era Jarrett defending the belt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:13:36 No.19885219 Report

Quoted By: >>19885226

>>19877332
just curious but what woman in aew isnt a flop? none of them are entertaining or champion material

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:14:42 No.19885226 Report

Quoted By: >>19885277 >>19885715

>>19885219
toni and jaime and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:21:07 No.19885242 Report

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>>19880864
She got a nice ass and can actually do power moves without botching everything but that's it. She can't cut a promo and she has no character or gimmick, that's on her. If she wants that provided for her she needs to go to WWE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:23:55 No.19885258 Report

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> replied THREE TIMES seething to me >>19882160
weird faggot is MAD that he got called out for being a weirdo faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:27:21 No.19885277 Report

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>>19885226
jaime lol... whats her character? toni is embarrassing. like i said there are are over 50 women and none of them are over or any good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:31:04 No.19885301 Report

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>>19877332
this is why you don't do pity title reigns for muh loyalty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 21:32:50 No.19885315 Report

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>>19882491
She was so fucking hot in this match

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 22:32:42 No.19885639 Report

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>>19877332
she's fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 22:46:15 No.19885715 Report

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>>19885226
Toni has been doing the same tired shit for years. It's not good, it's smut with porn tier dialogue

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 23:20:11 No.19885854 Report

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Big Ass Tonebunny

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2026 23:21:13 No.19885858 Report

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TONE

OWNED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 00:03:12 No.19886094 Report

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Just like when she beat Jade and nothing came out of that reign either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 00:05:51 No.19886105 Report

Quoted By: >>19886129

>>19884971
The chest tattoo is dimeless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 00:08:20 No.19886117 Report

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>>19885006
I mean, they did that with Death Riders vs Swerve/Kenny/Willow/Opps at Anarchy in the Arena.

Double or Nothing to All-In Texas was really a good period in AEW and as soon as Hanger won the belt everything's been kinda shitty except for Fletcher, JetSpeed and Women's Blood and Guts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 00:10:35 No.19886129 Report

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The issue is that she has some charisma until she opens her mouth. She is nervous in front of the camera and when she tries hard to be "someone", it cames out as super fake and forced because IRL she isn't someone with a loud mouth, she's laid back and chill. There is something within her that no amount of better booking could be fixed.

Thekla in compare justz oozes charisma on top of being a decent/good in ring wrestler.

>>19878337
They weren't during this feud obviously.

>>19886105
Agreed

>>19882491
Agreed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 03:32:46 No.19887977 Report

Quoted By: >>19889875

She's at least a woman unlike Manklea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 06:37:55 No.19889140 Report

Quoted By: >>19890610

>>19877332
Floplander

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 11:24:38 No.19889707 Report

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Who should beat her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 12:11:08 No.19889875 Report

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>>19887977
she's more than a woman
you know what that means

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 12:15:55 No.19889884 Report

Quoted By: >>19890996

>>19877332
her dog shit tattoos are such anti draws

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 15:20:31 No.19890610 Report

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>>19889140
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 15:26:57 No.19890633 Report

Quoted By: >>19891048

>>19880864
but she's not a fleshed out person. it's not tony's fault she can't come up with her own wrestling character. stat wants more time and more attention but can she portray someone that can set themselves apart? if you asked here to describe what she wants to be on tv, she would probably describe some girlboss who never gives up in the face of adversity and can take it to the next level as a badass and wants to inspire the next generation of little girls but also has a soft side and blah blah blah. shut the fuck up stat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:09:55 No.19890996 Report

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>>19889884
This. That chest one especially. Worst part is instead of getting it removed or covered up she got it redone recently too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:17:56 No.19891019 Report

Quoted By: >>19893994

>>19877543
>the crowd rising in anticipation as Joe crawls into position
hopeless fanbase, hopeless company

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:19:09 No.19891023 Report

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>>19880864
And then Tony jobbed her out immediately afterward

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:23:17 No.19891048 Report

Quoted By: >>19891101

>>19890633
She had her entire AEW career to come up with anything besides nose boop alien and all she could manage was sometimes using her first name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:33:22 No.19891101 Report

Quoted By: >>19891125

>>19891048
Is it not creative's and the booker's job as well to come up with characters and interesting stories for the wrestlers? She's been there since just about the start. That's over 5 years creative and Tony Khan couldn't come up with anything? Only to make her world champion? If you want to say Statlander failed at her job then there are other fingers of blame you need to be pointing as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 17:36:32 No.19891125 Report

Quoted By: >>19892073

>>19891101
If she wanted a gimmick assigned to her and promos to memorize she could have gone to WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:18:19 No.19892073 Report

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>>19891125
Now say that about Timeless Toni Storm whose gimmick came mostly from Tony Khan and whose every promo comes from RJ City
This notion that wrestlers just do whatever the fuck they want without any input or oversight or collective creative in AEW is so retarded. How can you still be this worked 7 years into the company? Do you really think every promo is made up on the spot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:32:39 No.19892149 Report

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>>19877332
this bitch with zero charisma gets to beat the company's biggest star for the title then complains about the company didn't do enough for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2026 21:33:39 No.19892152 Report

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>>19877543
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 02:36:52 No.19893904 Report

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>>19877543
This is low-key based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 02:44:25 No.19893994 Report

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>>19891019
that part

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 06:03:14 No.19895201 Report

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>>19877543
Post the one where Christian flips him off because he was mad swerve took forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 09:27:59 No.19895730 Report

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Sad but true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 14:46:56 No.19896514 Report

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Put it on Mone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2026 18:17:00 No.19897298 Report

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>>19877332
>"Hangwoman" Kris Statlander

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