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>Additionally, reigning Intercontinental Champion Dominik Mysterio, known for his rebellious in-ring persona and cultural resonance, will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming, including Monday Night Raw and various PLEs. The integration debuted this past Monday on Raw, when Mysterio returned to in-ring action wearing his recognizable bandana rib cage t-shirt incorporated with DUDE Wipes branding. >“DUDE Wipes is a disruptive brand that speaks directly to our audience, and this partnership allows us to showcase that connection in a way only WWE can,” said Jesse Tomares, Vice President, Global Partnerships at WWE. “From high impact match sponsorships to unprecedented in ring integrations with Dominik Mysterio, this collaboration delivers a fresh, entertaining approach to brand storytelling at the biggest moments on our calendar.” >“As a lifelong WWE fan, this partnership hits differently for the brand. Us DUDE Wipes founders grew up watching WWE idolizing the superstars of our day. Getting the chance to partner with WWE and Dirty Dom and do something that’s never really been done before is surreal,” said Ryan Meegan, Co-Founder, CMO. “DUDE Wipes has always believed in meeting fans where they are in our own authentic way and we can't wait to encounter the amazing WWE fans all across the country. We promise to bring the fun and more importantly, the CLEAN with Dom in the best way possible!”
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>>19907021 >haha I am a stoic macho thats why I use ddue wipes. get it? the dude part makes it manly What kind of insecure schmuck would fall for this?
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>>19907027 basically burning money with this sponsorship because wrestling fans don't wipe anyway
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>>19907021 Oh dear
Now every time I see Dom
I’m going to imagine him wiping his ass with adult wipes aimed at dudes
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>>19907021 Imagine a female wrestler having Tampax logos on her gear.
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Why is creative so weird with dom
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>>19907036 They don't call him Dude Wipe Dom for nothing.
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>>19907021 Dudewipes is what you use to wipe down your ass before and after you get ass fucked and creampied by another man
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>>19907050 You talking from experience? I'll take your word for it. AEW fans do be fags.
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>>19907043 Dirty Dude Dom the Wiped
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>>19907021 hopefully our friend bix will get a dude wipes sponsorship as well. he sure as fuck needs them more.
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>>19907021 appropriate, since WWE is shit
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>>19907021 kek piggies have to be told to clean themselves
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>>19907099 i doubt he could reach down there anyway
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how is the "common female product but now with DUDE or MAN on it" still not only going but thriving are men this insecure?
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DUDE WIPES LMAO
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>>19907072 >AEW out of absolutely nowhere ya finna obsess?
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>>19907149 >common female product what?
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>the physical manifestation of ads are gonna be wrestling in WWE from here on out genuine KWABOTY
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>>19907149 girls can't use dude wipes, they're specially formulated for a man's butt
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>>19907079 >black rifle >rifle pictured is white ???
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>>19907149 Baby wipes aren't for females, brother.
They're for babies.
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so did the contract with prime run out, or are logan's drinks just the janetty now?
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WWE is so shit they to wipe it away in real time.
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>>19907099 Amerisharts kek
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>>19907099 >>19907130 Cool it with the antisemitic disinformation
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last week he wore the shirt but the title was covering the brand most of the time. last night he had a second shirt hanging off of his pants which shows it more clearly
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>>19907310 >>19907021 >Getting the chance to partner with WWE and Dirty Dom These wipes must do a pretty shitty job if he's still dirty.
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>>19907021 Just about what I expect from corporation based in Coca-Cola United States of American Express presented by Nike - Just Do It! And now let's hear from our sponsors.
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wonder when they'll put ads on the wrestling gear
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reminder that if you are struggling to pick a career, just know that dude wipes are putting me and about 5 other plumber's kids through college
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>>19907021 holy shit that should be a death sentence for dom
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The smell is so bad at etard events that they partner with ass wipes LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>19907394 everyone is saying this
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>>19907391 ehh the audience won't actually care unless he starts referencing them
>when I'm done you'll have nothing. it'll be like you were wiped clean with a dude wipe Anonymous
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>>19907021 drones won't like this one
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Ric Flair and the Dude Wipes Dude linked up! need it or keep it?
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>>19907021 >Dominik Mysterio, known for his rebellious in-ring persona and cultural resonance, will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming lmao, literally a walking ad
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>>19907169 jews own it, I hope this helps.
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>>19907439 Why this nigga walkin around in socks wtf?
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>>19907079 nobody looks like that IRL
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>>19907021 This is inevitable in every medium. Marketing rules all. I am actually surprised it took them so long.
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>edrone bussies be stankin up the arena
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>>19907491 I look like that and I say that doe
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WWE fans do be having stinky britches lmaooooo
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Do I really need Dude Wipes if I don't engage in sodomy?
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Fuck yes more money
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>>19907079 wwe fans do be like that
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>>19907079 I hate images like this. They make me so self-conscious.
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Dom will be the face of the company one day, stuff like this shows that they really value him.
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>>19907079 >odd fascination with baby yoda popped me good
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Stinky smelly piggies
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Unironically, what's the difference between this and regular wipes? Besides the "for men" tagline.
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>>19907995 Nothing. It's the pink tax for men
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>>19907050 Kek this tard just outed himself
Kwab
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If Dude wipes has just become the official flushable wipe of WWE what is the unofficial flushable wipe? I’m a renegade.
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I have not bathed in years and I literally NEVER wip my ass
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>e-drones need to be told to wipe their asses KWAB
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>>19907021 It's honestly a good alternative if you can't afford a bidet, but I actually bought one from Home Depot for around 700 and don't regret it, it is quite the improvement over tp
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>>19908280 700 dollars for a bidet?!
got mine for like 25 bucks at walmart and already paid for itself
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>Dom wearing ass wipes merch Lmfao, no wonder the dude’s looked dead inside for weeks. They must have sprung this shit on him a while back. Now he absolutely knows he’s never going beyond comedy cabron in his career ever in the fed. God what a fucking kick in the balls it must be.
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>>19908280 >>19908293 I just bring the hose in through the bathroom window, open up the pressure washer attachment and fire away.
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wwe be like>our fans smell like literal shit, we need to have the wrestlers wear ass wipe merchandise so they think it's cool to wipe their asses
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What does it say about the WWE audience that Dude Wipes is paying to advertise directly to WWE fans? Companies don’t make those decisions randomly, they’re based on market research and data. Most likely, someone from Dude Wipes attended a WWE event, caught a whiff of something unpleasant in the crowd, and thought, “Yep, there’s our target market.”
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this is the type of shit you do with jey uso isnt his entrance suppose to catch peoples eyes?
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>>19908293 it was the one that is also a toilet.
>>19908313 I thought about doing that but my badroom is on the second floor
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Did they pick him because he's "Dirty" Dom?
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>>19908280 wet wipes, sure. I don't think upcharge that comes with brands like this makes it a good alternative though
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>>19907072 In this instance they're not the one shilling baby wipes
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This shit is so gay
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I bet as soon as they sell out of the current stock, the new set of those shirts that they sell as merch will have the logo on them
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>>19909011 now that might be something that would actually get to people. would hope that it doesn't happen, but it does seem believable
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>take toilet paper >wet it with water there you go bros no need to buy these crappy "manly" consoomer products
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>>19909081 Maybe if I was a woman (hopefully some day) but until then my manly ass would tear through that wet tissue paper like..like wet tissue paper.
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>>19907027 >>19907079 >Alex Pretti is a REAL man! He's gonna take down the system! Anonymous
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>>19907021 Those things are trash
better off buying the Walmart brand for cheaper and are better.