Coping Online Newsletter, CON, by me, Dave Zeltmer.
Headlines for Today:
> Brodie King was simultaneously cancelled by WB and not, plans change you know, , some facts change after the fact to better facts that don't mean the previous facts were false
> Moxley is the best wrestler of all time but not as good as Kenny Omega who is the best wrestler of all time who is only shadowed by Bryan Danielson who is the best wrestler of all time but Will Ospreay is the best in the world - it's really that simple
> Dynamite did great numbers, not as good as last week but the MAX numbers were literally unbelievable.
>NXT did horribly, it was god awful, terrible, super bad and ratings were possibly racist too.
>FED bad, it just is OK.

Match highlights of the week:
>NXT black & gold left over vs ROH leftover in bingohall *****
>El Swirlofilip vs El Suicidedive Puebla Arena ******½
>Toyota Corolla vs Honda Accord, Pete's CARS CARS CARS dealership lot entrance ****-

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