>>19926876While on Epstien's island Stephen Hawking, completely naked, stood her in front of a chalk board, and pressed a loaded .44 magnum against her head, and promised to pull the trigger (it was in a little robot arm) if she couldn't solve a Millennium Prize Problem right then and there, as he had done to so many others. She was nervous, and began to sweat, which dislodged a piece of chicken skin Vince hadn't chewed very thoroughly, it dropped to the floor and she slipped on it, as she fell the chalk she was holding scraped against the chalk board in such a way as to be easily readable as the proof to the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture. He told her this would be good enough for today, but he would be back tomorrow, and she better solve another, or he would kill her. Then the next day the very same thing happened, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day until there were no unsolved Millennium Prize Problems left, then Stephen Hawkings said 'OK BUT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ANYWAY' and just then a bird flew into the room, hit the stick on his wheelchair control panel, caused him to spin around, topple against a wall, and the gun went off right into his head. (The bird was fine, but it did shit on Janel Grant's head on the way out of the room. (It's named in the lawsuit.)) and that's how Stephen Hawkings really died. So then the Epstien court sentenced her to death by hanging and just as the gallows were about to drop another completely unrelated bird flew into the rope, breaking it, and shitting on her head, and Janel fell into an unattended zorb left below the gallows by Bill Clinton, and accidentally bounced away. Straight to her lawyer's office. Craziest shit I ever saw.
