>"Wrestling has more than one royal family"
>Smoke bellows from the tunnel
>Cody Rhodes wearing a red white and blue anime cape emerges from the depths on his elevator
>$50,000 worth of pyro goes off
>Arn Anderson, Dustin Rhodes, Brandi Rhodes, his dog, Diamond Dallas Page, and the ghost of Misawa emerge from the tunnel to accompany Cody to the ring
>He walks slowly and deliberately mugging to the camera
>Before he enters the ring he shakes Dustin, DDP, Misawa, and Arn's hands
>Each of them whisper advice in his ear
>He needs all of the help he can get before his big match with Anthony Agogo on Rampage
>He pets Pharaoh on the head
>He kisses Brandi on the lips
>He ascends the stairs just in time
>He wipes his feet before stepping foot onto the squared circle
>WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>He mugs to the camera just in time
>Justin Roberts reads his introduction; the son of the son of a plumber, from undesirable to undeniable, dashing, the prince of dark matter, the loving husband of Brandi, THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARRRRRRREEEE CODY RHODES!
>Second burst of $50,000 pyro goes off
>Cody removes his anime cape
>He takes off his weight belt and finds the perfect little Cody-maniac to give it to
>He returns to the ring, bows, and kisses it
>Proceeds to have a 20 minute 3 star match where the winner was never in doubt
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
