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It's The Debut Of Protokada And We'll Hear From Both World Champions On A Jammed Packed Collision!...>Tomohiro Ishii vs. Andrade El Idolo >Sisters Of Sin vs. Kris Statlander & Thunder Rosa >We'll Hear From AEW World Champion MJF! >We'll Hear From AEW Women's World Champion Thekla! >Protokada vs. Top Flight >Timeless Toni Storm vs. Zayda Steel >Don Callis Family vs. Death Riders in an 8-Man Tag Match >Tommaso Ciampa vs. Jay Lethal >The Brawling Birds in Action!
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>>19976282 Buddy surely arrives.
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>>19976309 NOBODY LIKES BUDDY!
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>>19976319 Hey man. You don’t have to yell at me. This is my way of coping.
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We'll be watching
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Blessed evening with a Jamie match.
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Julia really hasn’t looked as good as she had last month. wtf did she do. Keep that shit.
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There calling Protokada "pinky and the rain"
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>Zayda Steel
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>>19976416 Fired with cause bitch
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>>19976282 I will be seated
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>>19976346 Tony books on Julia on literally every single show. Big Shotty must let him sit in the cuck chair and watch every night.
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>>19977047 >gets fired and goes on to main event wrestlemania Damn it must suck for him
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The US just invaded Iran so it will be competing with important news, btw. Just in case the viewership is down.
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>>19977385 >he still thinks main eventing sloppamania means anything lmao
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>>19977419 The ayatollah wasn’t a fan of Buddy. He had to be put down.
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>>19977450 If I was Toni I’d lose only to hot
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>>19977450 and i was trying to make it through today without gooning
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>>19977439 Ah shit, Jericho is dead?!
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Thank God some decent fuckin wrestling today
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>>19977579 You need to get a life
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>>19977620 >cries about someone not liking their wrestling show >tells someone else to get a life whew
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>>19977620 cry into your slop bitch
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>>19976282 i'm watcing for skye blue
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I will also watch EC in case buddy is in the box :)
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>>19978127 I hope Buddy dies.
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>>19978135 We’ll all die one day.
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Brappin birds ftw
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but who are they brawling with?
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>>19978543 any cunts get in their way
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>>19976416 Many are saying this
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>>19976282 I just finished catching up on Dynamite, that 10 man tag was like a free mini AitA. Tony is too good to us.
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>>19977439 caught and compromised to a permanent end I'm afraid
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>>19978817 I bet Buddy would love this post
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whenever Buddy's not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Buddy?"
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took some mdma and finna watch tonight t. eurofag
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>>19978965 Doesn't mdma make you super horny? What type of experience are you hoping to get watching Collision like that?
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>>19978998 Doesn't make me horny, makes me definitely faster and less sleepy though
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>>19978965 I can't believe there's people who watch pro wrestling sober
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20 minutes faggorinos
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this ec is boring as shit. im ready for some comfy collision
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>>19979059 One time I played WWF No Mercy high and when I busted open the CPU with a steal chair I freaked out and turned it off. I've never had a good experience with weed. It's always been freaking out or paranoia
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>>19979059 I've been to 8 AEW shows in the past two years and have been on shrooms for 7 of them, two shows were on back to back nights at the bingo hall.
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>hes watching collision over elimination chamber
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>>19979119 every single year
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>>19979119 The best thing about social media is that people post the best parts on social media almost in real time. You really don't need to watch WWE "live" or on ESPN or whatever
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>>19979119 it's a sleeper elimination chamber, why would I bother with it
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>>hes watching collision over elimination chamber
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>>19979119 can you believe it?
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>>19979059 I got my friend into wrestling because we were looking for stupid shit to watch while high & drunk and it's perfect stupid fun.
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>>19979119 No aew tranny is doing this, they all fucking hate watch WWE, especially to keep track what CM Punk is doing
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>>19979210 Id need to drink MD20/20 to watch that dogshit
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>>19979119 It's called having a clue
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>>19979210 lol but also how the fuck are you making such HD webm. fuck I have to compress my shit just to hit the 3.80mb mark and it ends up looking like shit
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>>19979210 lmfao
>>19979246 the wrestling would make me puke before the mad dog
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>>19979287 nta but just look for a better app
theres all kinds
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>>19979119 Yes, ever since there's been a Collision.
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Shit ton of comped tickets for WWE Elimination Chamber lol
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>>19979234 No, that's just one of your schizophrenic coping mechanisms I'm afraid.
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Late Collision. Squeakfloor is in OT
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>FITE stream delayed 1 hour randomly today
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>>19979234 Says the guy ignoring the PPV to cry about AEW
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>>19979473 you better be ribbing me rn
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I got my Oikos 15g protein nonfat yogurt ready to go for Collision!
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I'm here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
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>>19979525 Bowens should finally tag with Hologram to make Homogram
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>>19979520 That Irish phenotype really prominent on her side profile
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>>19979525 El Clon put on an absolute clinic with Mox, I think I'm ready to be assimilated.
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>>19979525 Assimilate, bitch
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SATURDAY
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>that anon who said Collision was preempted was just talking a load of shite
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I really thought the Tonester was gonna come out there
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Kevin R Knight
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>>19979587 >yet another MJF feud centers around pocket change why are they like this
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im glad big kev is getting more mic time
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>>19979646 I didnt like him at first but I warmed up to him after seeing the Hey EW episode
Miss RJster like you wouldn't believe
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kevin knight is a cornball
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>>19979646 He's pretty damn great and has been since his debut in AEW.
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>>19979646 fed wanted this dude doing rolls at the PC, he graduated from the dojo ffs
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MJF gonna drop the nigger bomb
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>>19979664 He did a good job. He's just gonna get better
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you cant call black people the I word Max
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>>19979646 I think he needs to be a heel and be a real mean motherfucker to unlock his potential
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>MY ANCESTORS OWNED YOURS YOU UPPITY LITTLE COON
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Big Hebrew vs. Big Melonin this Wednesday
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>>19979692 bad timing on that one max
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>MJF getting mogged by fucking Kevin Knight
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NIPSBROS WE ON ALERT
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I hope Kevin night doesn't Google which tribe owned the slave ships
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>>19979714 >bad timing but enough about the ayatollah KWABOTY
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What does Pac's diet consist of?
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>>19979694 Swerve could be getting a stable. Getting away from the horse fucker power ranger couldn't hurt either.
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Kevin Knight sounded a little monotone. Gotta add some spice to his voice a little bit. Some personality and he's set
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bros i miss best friends like you wouldnt believe
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>>19979719 What's wrong with that? Kevin was always based
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the whole team doing push ups was funny
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Uh, Lethal, you forgot to clean the coke on your beard...
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kek at the Deathriders doing pushups at ringside
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>death riders doing group push ups
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Claudio's mask is DIMES >Mox on commentary
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claudio's mask makes him look more like a fetish gear model than a luchador
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Rocky is an asset in chicanery and pin eating
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>Mox on commentary
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>>19979740 Full English with extra beans
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>>19979780 I'd love a Mox and Danielson desk, preferably for Dark. Taz is there also.
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>>19979772 yeah but he's a midge
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EVERYBODY DIES!
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I like that DG isn't dressed like he's going to gym class
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>>19979794 I think you might just want to have sex with Claudio
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>>19979831 He isn't really, I thought that for some reason at first too because of his style. Maybe he should work on that too.
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>>19979823 Tony make this happen!
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Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
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Based Pac protecting Yuta's baldness
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>take the advantage of the advantage
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hat spots are poppin me
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>>19979858 needs to get on whatever regimen Fletcher and Takeshita got on to bulk up
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>>19979895 >and you see the results in the fruits of the happening Guy Incognito !!qVrCsAIzwpq
yuta doing an herculean effort in keeping that beanie in place
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>>19979958 Suction cups to his bald head
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>>19979949 At this point I'm convinced Mox is back to drinking
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HBO owes me pip
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did Mox just talk about manhandling Renee when she gets out of the shower
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We're 2 weeks away from Revolution. Hope the next 2 weeks of AEW programming really ramps up. Gotta make Revolution can't-miss
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That was hell of motivation by Mox
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Was Mox's voice always this gravely?
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Garcia got a clue and ditches the basketball shorts
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>>19979912 he's a natural athlete, should be able to bulk a lot
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>>19980100 Mox literally just decided to un-faggot Garcia and so far he's doing well
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>PRIMAL's on tomorrow
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>>19980118 Just let Spear die
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>>19979989 >>19980096 Alcoholism leaves lasting effects
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>>19980100 I remember Raven doing like one of those ol ROH shoot interviews where he says that wrestlers need to invest in themselves especially if they are getting tv time and keep the gear tight
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>>19979989 >>19980096 he decided to quit drinking by doing every other drug instead
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>>19980148 Raven wrestling in jean shorts because he legit had like a 10 inch penis
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>>19980148 Good gear always gets mark points from me
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>>19980167 what did he see in the flames?
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It just hit me that Tony needs to book Toni Storm vs Yuta at Revolution. It's would be a "special attraction" match
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EVERYBODY'S BAAAAAAAAAAALD
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based rocky earning his pay
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>>19980210 would get some headlines
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>>19980135 can't, there's killin' needs doin'
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i like that mox is now an enthusiastic dad for yuta
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>>19980238 >come on, me and your uncle Claudio are bald, it's not so bad Anonymous
Takeshita is the only guy that could pull off those pants
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Based Takeshita willing to take all the Death Riders
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>>19980274 because he legit looks like he could grant you 3 wishes
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Takeshita loves the parachute pants. I don't
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>>19980236 Mox sees this when old and haggard Renee showers
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AEW is better than it's ever been right now.
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>>19980274 He's stealing his wife's swag
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>>19980339 technically true, but it doesn't have the magic it did early on
i guess that's sort of a honeymoon thing though
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>>19980311 They're passed down for generations from his samurai ancestors
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>my mommy knows my storayyyyyyyy
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MURH SHADARW KNORWS MAH STORAH
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>>19980420 >His wife looks like a grandma I don't know why they both look so old
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>>19980447 they've watched a lot of RAW
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>>19980379 We're all just well fed now after starving for so long
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I have never, ever once gotten excited for a Jay Lethal match.
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>>19980493 Ain't that the truth.
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I bet $200 on Draft Kings that Lethal is going to win this match
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>>19980515 the parody stuff was kinda cool back in the before times
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Aw shit, Ciampa is dead!
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>>19980564 I bet 30k on Draft Kings that Tony Schiavone will say "man isn't this great you guys" during hour 2 of Collision
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Tony I'm beggin' ya to send this shitter back to TNA
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perfectly cromulent match
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I enjoyed a Jay Lethal match. I'm usually very meh about his matches but this was okay
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i like me some blonde bimbos
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sexy austrailan bimbos
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>feeding the screeching harpies to the bids
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I want to like the Iconics because they're funny but god damn I wish they could wrestle
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These Sheilas are maybe good on the mic so maybe that's why Tony hired them?
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>>19980678 I can count at least 4 reasons.
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I don't care if fags can't buy a house
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>>19980668 You could have unlikable lesbians with septum piercings and domestic violence instead
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Conners has nice pecs
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kino tarantino video package
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Who did Ace Austin rape to get memory holed so fast?
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I'm still not sure if Winsor's ass is nice or disgusting
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anyone else thinks it's weird Connors and Gabe still havent got the 'is all elite' gfx
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their gimmick should be that they're always drunk and they also go into the crowd and drink fans' beer too
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>>19980734 Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
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nice video package but Connors is still gormless
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Justified "Lets Go Birds" chants RIGHT NOW! Thank you all for watching Saturday Night AEW Collision RIGHT NOW
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the brawling brappers
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>>19980749 Only cause he joined the cursed Bang Bang Gang
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>>19980749 I think they're waiting for more members of gangbanggang to be healed up before he'll appear more
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WINDSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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Jamie needs to yell out HAYTAH!!!
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>>19980761 their gimmick should be they both beat the shit out of me
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They're making chubby girl move
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>me when I see the Brawling Birds
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give that camera man a raise
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The fat jobber joshi is kinda cute.
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Jamie's ass on the cam like that my goodness
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>>19980805 maybe on planet joshipedo
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>that Hayter ass shot
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At least Windsor knows that her goblin thinks pokemon is lame and gay now
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there is nothing sexual about windsor. like i cannot imagine a scenario where she is in the least tiniest bit sexually provocative in any kind of positive way. it's amazing really.
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RUSH AND DRALISTICO
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Jamie has finally gotten a clue since her return. This updated gimmick works so much better and damn her ass is magnificent.
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PORNOOOOOOSTAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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>RUSH is back
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Well at least one of those four teams will get a slight push
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>Kyle Fletcher
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is he wearing one of skye's head things?
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DoesFletcher have the worst gear of all time?
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I hate Okada's new theme song more than ever
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>>19980897 Evil Buu looking motherfucker
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get sky flight OFF MY TV except for the women
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i like pissed off schiavone
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>>19980902 it grew on me, it's on my gym playlist now
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>>19980958 grew on me as well but i got too much feelcoin invested into his old one
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>auxiliary member
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>>19980897 Fletcher needs unnecessary thigh pads like Ahmed Johnson used to wear
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>D*x graphic on my screen
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Darius got thick
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coming in, it WAS in fact dan hausen in the box
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Fletcher always has his ass hanging out
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>Danhausen was in the box and got no reaction
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This match should have ended minutes ago
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Okada has the best shit eating grin in the business
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>>19981181 Ah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah
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>>19981236 >anyone comes outta a box is instantly over Anonymous
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>>19981309 kek what a great friend
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>>19981236 lmao, he was such a shitter good riddance
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Protokada too stronk ples nerf
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I love how happy Okada is to say protokada every time
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>>19981371 they hired him specifically to carry CM Punk's bags in and out of the building
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Knight talking a lot now
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>AEW has Okada on TV right now >meanwhile the sloppy shop has... *checks catalog* ...Danhausen
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PROTOKADA... BIIIIIITCH
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>>19981236 is wwe going to allow him to resume selling bootleg merch
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>>19981419 lmfao say this out loud and it's 10x funnier
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Dub is cookin', this should lead to a Okada vs Hangman title feud
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>>19981236 he actually got boo'd
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>the 12,000 members of the DCF
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doing zayda dirty here not letting her have an entrance
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>Darby and OC
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Zayda has great vibes I hope she learns ball
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>>19981496 imagine motorboating that tummy
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Zayda tried that Riho lewd pin
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Thank you Big Tone Dawg for blessing my night with another booty match
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Zayda has some nice assets on her
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it is absurd how badly the aew women mog the wwe women
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WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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Toni and Zayda need to have a bra and panties match.
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YUTASISTERS NOOO
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BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
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Luther was laughing at bald Yuta
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Hook collecting Japanese wrestlers
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sorry no gays in the ops
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Thunder Rosa turning into a tia
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>>19981810 wait until they find out he's the worst wrestler on their entire roster
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I like this Statlander look
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HBO where's my Pip?!
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I don't know what that move was
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Skye's booty looking nice
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That was a hell of a suplex
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Champion Thekla was the right choice
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>>19979234 LOL this is actually happening in real time, but instead of Punk they are all mad Danhausen escaped Khantanamo Bay
