Objectively, I'm better than Janela in every way. If I want, I could send him to the hospital in front of Megan and make her wet (unless the only reason she's with him is because he's her personal drug dealer).

I'm better looking, taller, stronger, I'm tougher, I have a bigger dick and balls, and I could definitely make love to Megan a lot better than him. Anyway, in this thread we openly declare which wrestler you could beat in a bare-knuckle street fight if that were the case.

Minis like Kemonito or Kemalito don't count.