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The Road To Revolution Takes A Desert Detour Ahead Of Revolution Next Sunday!...>FTR (c) vs. The Rascalz for the AEW World Tag Team Championships >Claudio Castagnoli vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita >Swerve Strickland vs. Gravity >The Outrunners vs. Private Party vs. LFI vs. The Swirl in a $200,000 4-Way Tag Match >And More!
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>>20022250 Private party should win even if I want Rush to win
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>>20022266 I thought those faggots went to wwe, they shouldn't even be on tv
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>>20022280 I don’t like them but they just came back and should have a win.
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Dralistico vs El Clon in the future. Never seen 2 heel luchadors go at it, personally. I'm sure it's been done before
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>>20022670 If it was anyone but Dave, maybe it would mean something. Unfortunately what says Dave don't mean shit especially when it comes to the pendulum.
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>>20022705 What Dave said isn't even out of pocket. WWE's booking IS on a decline. I mean just look at their booking this week. They are hot potato'ing the fucking WWE championship on fucking Smackdown lmao. GCW is probably booked better than WWE these days
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>>20022250 kek what a stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
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>>20022758 There will probably be at least one women's match. The show won't just be 4 matches, it's not a WWE PPV.
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>>20022758 Athena and Co. should be on Collision more. Rotate the roster a bit
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>>20022250 I hope Mox is on commentary for Claudio/Takeshita
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Rumor has it, Starlight Kid, Maika, and Mei flew back to the states with the other AEW talent after the CMLL show to maybe work Collision TONIGHT
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>>20022250 >No Marina Skipping this
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>>20023474 These two were at the CMLL show last night and did not interact. An acknowledgement would have been nice!
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>HEY NEIGHBOR, WANNA WATCH AEW TONIGHT? >Uh, no, I uh, have to do... stuff. >OK THAT'S COOL, I'LL COME BACK WEDNESDAY THEN! >Um, uh, o-ok, uh... s-see ya...
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>>20023506 WE LOVE YOU GOAT
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All I want is to see my favorite luchador back in the ring again. It’s still my dream Tony might be able to patch things up with CMLL and we get a final Dralistico v Mistico dream match.
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Women's Tag Champs were attacked before tonight's show
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>>20023679 YOU LEAVE MY WIFE WILLOW ALONE
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>>20023817 but enough about NXT Vengeance
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>>20023835 I expect NXT to suck. Tony used to at least try to make the live Collisions decent.
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>>20023924 Collision will be a blast, as it is every single week without fail.
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WE FUCKING GOT HIM (he re-signed)
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>>20024088 Based. Needs to get on the gas if he wants to be on The Pornostar's level though.
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>>20024203 shoot thought Chompa was Scorpio Sky from the thumbnail
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Is it live tonight or pre recorded? I'll watch NXT if it's not live
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So WBD won't let guys on TV if they previously made anti gay comments, but Zachary Wentz throwing up a nazi salute as cosplay Hitler is kosher?
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>>20024232 Hell yeah. I'm ready to Collide
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>A challenge of another level! >The mighty Último Guerrero raises his voice and throws down the gauntlet to Claudio Castagnoli to put the CMLL World Heavyweight Championship on the line. >The question hangs in the air… >Will the champion accept this clash of titans? https://x.com/CMLL_OFICIAL/status/2030322100867609049 Anonymous
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>>20024331 Claudio is the king of Mexico
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3k in the building baybeeeee
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>>20024203 Tony actively despises the audience.
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>>20024243 hell yeah brother
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>>20024410 nah it's finna be a banger, mald harder
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>>20024452 bout a half a burger
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>>20024452 40 mins. top of the next hour
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>>20024203 reminder every second danny garcia, sky flight (male) and other shitters are on your screen is one less second literally any other wrestler could be on your screen instead
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>>20024567 D Gizzy is a real blue chipper
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>>20024609 more like woodchipper, where his next match should be booked, preferably against jungle bitch or any member of the swirl, cru, or sky flight
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>>20024567 Buddy lost to him :(
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>>20024660 nigga buddy lost to walking
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>>20024646 >YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THE MAIN ROSTER UNTIL YOU'RE GERIATRIC REEEE least deranged E-drone
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>>20024676 Don’t talk about my cousin breaking his leg from a cracked sidewalk like that.
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5 MINS WARNING SICKOS
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time to reheat burrito stuff
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Tony went live on X and I wasn't notified. F
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I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
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GRAVITY tonight
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>>20024842 Hologram has been deleted, only El Clon remains.
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The Dogs in the fucking building TONIGHT
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>>20024842 why is he in minecraft
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>>20024842 Hologram is dead
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>>20024872 Faggots that rassle
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>>20024868 I'm high right now :)
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>>20024872 Fat Titty Rudos
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I smoke Marijuana every single waking moment of the day and I absolutely despise stoner culture.
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>>20024879 Same. Saving the shrooms for Revolution
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>>20024885 you're killing the vibe, man
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Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts
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These guys would get over if they were smoking crack instead of weed
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>>20024879 I am too but the way it's incorporated/presented into their act is cringe. I wouldn't wanna smokeup with those fools
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I think if tony is going to have these money matches then he has to put up the money for real
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>>20024898 You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes.
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>>20024900 It's a little too on the nose and dated, almost feels retro
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>>20024872 Fuck The Revival
Which was Dax/Cash's team Fed name
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I want to get smothered by Toni's thighs
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pretty neat tornillo there
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>>20024900 just eat some cheetos and chill bruh
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>>20024908 I guess you cant actually go through with it because the matches are pre-determined and the money would not have been truly earned
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>>20024888 Big Tije has been known to partake of the erb
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does anyone care about the rascalz? did anyone care about them in tna? did anyone care about them in nxt? were they even in nxt? idek
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Why not advertised The Dogs a few days before Collision to pop a number? Am I retarded for thinking that advertising them day of is stupid?
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I've been staring at flat man ass for 10 minutes just to realize their trunks say FTR
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>mom says she goes commando right in front of her 12 year old son
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>>20024934 *Big Tone
I botched that because coincidentally I too am high
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>>20024959 It's an invitation
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>>20024944 I didn't care about them until they came to AEW but they're my favorite tag team now.
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>>20024953 The American wrestling audience expects surprises.
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>>20024959 Doesn't that just mean they were no underwear under their pants?
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>>20024956 First FTR match?
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these weed niggas actually over?
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>>20024972 there's literally no other way to interpret it
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>>20025004 The Rascals are not over, the cannabis culture is over.
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crowd fully in on the rascalz
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>>20025016 They are probably really fun to watch in-person
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>FTR Bald >FTR Gun
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>>20024987 yes, a mother is saying in front of her son that when she runs out of underwear she just doesn't wear any, it's like the start of one of those fucked-up nip comic books you people are always reading
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does the third rascal just suck? i think its funny that he just sits outside while the other two get to wrestle
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Rascalz were a great signing. Fit in perfectly.
>>20025026 For me, it's FTR Black
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>>20025004 theyve been over with me sice that parking lot match
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>>20025037 >For me, it's FTR Black he says what we're all thinking
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The flip push move is over with me
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>>20025026 >FTR gun You telling me this dude got a piece? This dude packing heat?
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>>20025027 >you people are always reading >you people cheap heat ass post
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I hope they get Trey in there eventually. He's a solid singles guy and could really bring the faction together as leader.
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FTR trigger looked like ass
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>>20025081 This but Buddy.
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The lady in the pink plastic cowboy hat has some nice melons
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Planting chickens with Briscoe
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It's no Mox but I'll take it
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>>20025087 if they were white English dudes fron the 1700s they'd be called the Rapscallions
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>>20025109 Mox wil be out for Claudio v Takeshita
Inshallah
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They should do Bucks/Rascalz at the next pape
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Caster will be in the Opps before Bowens
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>>20025109 >>20025124 I got amped as soon as I saw the card because I knew it was happening
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I know Bowens is gay but why does he have to be such a fag?
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>>20025144 Caster has a certificate so it checks out
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HOOK is starting to get his mojo back, not there yet tho
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I might be the only one who likes these Opps segments
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>tricks bowens into becoming their camera guy
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>>20025161 More like camera gay
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DG's Death Riders song sounds like the theme for a villain in an 80s kids movie
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Mox not at the show? Rare
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>>20025151 Because he thought he'd get a push for it, which he did, but it got squandered because he's too much of a vanilla shitter. Meanwhile, Max got over with a getting squashed gimmick.
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>my mommy knows my storayyyyyy
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>Italian wrestler >His name is Tomato Chomper
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Is Champa's theme an original made for him or a licensed song?
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>>20025171 yeah it's based
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Would you guys stop watching AEW if Tony signed Gargano?
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Ciampa has a juicy nose
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>>20025192 I kept watching after he signed Adam Cole so no
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>>20025192 No because buddy lost to Adam Cole while he was in worse shape than Gargano so nothing can deter me.
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>>20025173 He was right there when DG made his entrance
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>>20025192 I don't think Tony likes him, he didn't even call him when he was a free again
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>Garcia bumping his head in Ciampa's dick because he's not leaning forward.
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>>20025192 I don't mind Gargano.
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Has my wife's bare feet shown up yet?
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>>20025192 Johnny Reddit would at least be wrestling a couple of decent matches so I wouldn't be too perturbed.
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>>20025245 Soon, God willing
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>>20025192 I would in fact watch AEW considerably less
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>>20025245 >>20025257 sadly Marina doesn't have a match tonight
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it's insane how much better aews b show is than literally anything the weinstein fed puts out
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>>20025280 She does in my dreams
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Garcia is still missing something. He doesn't do it for me yet
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>>20025245 Shut up and get back in the neck brace Rod
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>>20025280 I'll also take her in combat boots
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Ciampa bringing out the best from his opponents, lowkey he might be the best aew signing this year
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>>20025283 not even a little bit of an exaggeration
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>>20025280 Maybe she's taping for RoH
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For me, it's FTR Wheels
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I saw some cleavage from the blonde chick in the audience
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>win midcard strap in his debut >loses it in his second match >job out to Daniel Garcia
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>>20025309 ROH is in a studio for the foreseeable future, holding out hope for Dark return
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I wonder if wrestling shows are replacing going to the movies in some towns. AEW is packing these arenas lately
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BALD ON BALD VIOLENCE
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PAUL WHITE JUST TURNED HEEL ON BILLY GUNN
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What the fuck do we call him? We already have a FTR Bald. FTR Old?
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surprised by how much i have liked ciampa given he's an e-shitter, good character development here
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>>20025338 It’s very morbid that this was the last piece of wrestling news Daffney ended up reading about.
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I'm eating some lemon pepper tenders from Wingstop lets talk about it
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HEY STRICKLAND!!
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>>20025362 Gravity lost but won in the process
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Ciampa is basically getting buddy booking
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>>20025370 I heard he got blackout drunk that night and forgot him again the next morning
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Does Gravity follow the law of gravity?
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It's nice to see that Gravity hasn't gotten any better since the last time we saw him.
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Swerve is so sloppy but it's part of his charm
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>>20025400 Yes but it's only because he doesn't want to get arrested
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Why doesn't Gravity use a stunt booba sister like Bandito did?
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>>20025402 The first time he did that pathetic moonwalk taunt the live crowd groaned from the cringe
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Statlander changes her gimmick every month
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>3 Thekla matches in one
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Why do they ever give Kris a mic
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>>20025428 So she's bipolar like any other chick. Brava.
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>>20025428 she's been dimeless since she dropped the avatar gimmick
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>>20025438 She probably politics for it considering she is an original at this point
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>>20025438 Tony really should make her do a line or two before hand.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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THEKLA OWES ME SEX!!
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holy shit this bitch is drugged out of her fucking gourd
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Don't threaten me with a good time
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Throwing gritos with drunk Thekla
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See now here is someone they should give the mic more
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she should just come out rambling like a complete retard, that would be dimes
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Thekla is so fucking amazing
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>Thekla will never roll her tongue on your asshole
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pretty based job of yelling down the what chant
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>what chanting SEXla
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Thekla is really funny
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>Thunder got deported
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every thekla promo sounds like she's doing shots and then realizes she's on in five seconds>we're bringing back kiss my ass matches
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>embracing the WHAT chants instead of trying to talk through them
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The amount of damage Austin did to the business when he created the WHAT chant
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>>20025489 >>20025490 >>20025496 She is an oddly compelling crazy
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>>20025484 kek based
>>20025487 she always sounds fucked up but it's hard to tell how much of it is her accent
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Renee looking old and haggard as usual
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You can tell Thekla is a pro because he won over the annoying WHAT chanters by the end of it
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KINO PROMO OF SEXXXLAAAA!!!
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>>20025499 this is what separates the pros from the pretenders
MOX IS DRESSED AS SNEED
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>>20025512 she reminds me of Luna Vischon but actually hot
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Dralistico is shredded brother
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Was Rush the only person to lose toe Max Caster challenge?
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>The Swirl
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This is not one of Rush's better masks.
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>>20025519 >>20025531 choose your words carefully big guy, that's my wife you're talking about
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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I am in the firm belief that Rush thinks prowrestling is real and thus makes his opponents fight for their lives
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Private Party Dreads is fucking on the juice brother
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Man, I missed these lads. Give them a push.
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>>20025536 because one's black and one's white and they like to mix it up
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O U T R U N N E R S
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>>20025565 Looks natty to me brother
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>>20025561 Rush and Ilja Dragonuv are built from the same breed
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>>20025561 Maybe he's on a crusade to make it real
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FUCKING BASED OUTRUNNERS ON TV
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>Dalton on commentary
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>$200,000
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>Dalton on commentary
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YOU SON OF A BEGONIA
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This is the match.
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>some expensive succulence
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can rush ever stay healthy and unsuspended long enough to get a push for once
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Are the Outrunners wrestling in Camel cigarette gear?
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Give Dalton a run on the ROH desk for a bit, see if it clicks
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>>20025618 Yes they like to play WHAT SMOKES with their gear
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>>20025622 Dalton and the Outrunners shoulda been trios champs for a long time by now. I feel like Tony's fumbling them by keeping them in RoH.
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>>20025618 based, they also have Newport and Marlboro gear
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>>20025642 how do i find a sicko cowgirl with big tities
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>>20025642 based ref getting an eyeful
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>>20025642 based shot caller
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This commentary is dimes
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>>20025649 in her nest raising her chicklet
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>>20025649 She was supposed to hatch my children
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>breaking up the YOU SUNNAVA BITCH ELBOW
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>>20025671 HE SOLD FOR THE BIRD
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VANILLA BABY!!
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the swirl actually does it better because one is white and one is black, like the Predator scene they stole it from
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This match rules
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Blake Christian will forever be over with me
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Are we invited to the private party after this?
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That's actually a cool looking finisher
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>Dalton on commentary >Outrunners still job out
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>>20025706 I hear the big tiddy cowgirl will be there
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time for Private Party to invest in some stocks and bonds
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poor little bald boy vs 20 big beefy dudes
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Gotta make sure to yoink that fake money from the little mark kek
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>>20025714 I'm hoping skeleton grandma shows
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MISTICOOOOOOOOOO
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>>20025715 Orange Cassidy should join them
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>>20025715 they'll be calling Wu Tang Financial
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>>20025742 honestly a good call
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If Swerve is getting a stable Ciampa should be his Pac
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Bayne is a sexy shade of brown
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come on tiddy COME ON TIDDY
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Swerve does nothing for me. He’s the biggest industry plant besides priest.
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KROSS AND BAYNE ARE HERE TO COLLECT THAT SEX YOU OWE THEM
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>>20025785 TK was starting to get racism accusations because all his world champs were white, gotta have a token to keep "those people" quiet.
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Toni is very pale
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This is a sex match
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We almost saw lip
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>>20025192 TK should stop signing anymore people unless they are pretty big names, the roster is too bloated. He needs to make cuts.
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HBO owes me pip
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That was a very lewd pin
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All that Bayne thigh power is made for snu snu
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This match is longer than I thought it would be
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These dogs should be put to rest
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