All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CA
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>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again] >The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship >FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships >Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit] >Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships >Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships >Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King >Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo >Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir >Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
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Why the fuck are they having this bluesky cowboy faggot rape based MJF like this?
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>#15 threads
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that looked fucking gnarly
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>>20076554 based jew torture match
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>>20076481 I saw Terry Funk flirt with a fat drunk girl at the rodeo, picked her up and slammed her into the bed of his truck and before he left he yelled she's not grade A beef but she deserves to be ridden like all the other hefers did tonight
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What was schiavones window pun?
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>>20076572 as far as it will swing
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My schizo theory is that Adam Cole is going to help MJF win
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WHY DOESN'T THAT TABLE HAVE AN ADVERTISING STICKER?!
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Hanger really going for that anti-semite of the year award
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>>20076554 This is the thread
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>>20076572 Damn near Vincent Price levels
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>>20076554 I wonder if there's gonna be a return after this match. Feels weird to go off with MJF winning
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>wardlow namedrop
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>>20076595 HOW DO I KNOW WHICH BEEF JERKY SNACK TO EAT
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>>20076588 Cry about it kike
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>got worked by the fake OP
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I want to rape this referee. Annoying uppity little bald faggot.
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>>20076608 As a watcher of both there are dickheads who do that same shit with the NXT and WWE ones too
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me vs deonna purazzo in a georgia golden corral match
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>>20076606 WHAT WET WIPE SHOULD I CLEAN MY FAT ASS WITH?
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>>20076602 hanger's winning doe
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>Sweeping away the glass
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Based Cleaner MJF
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>>20076595 >>20076606 HOW DO I KNOW WHAT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH????
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MJF NO WAIT
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sweep it up Maxy
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Why the fuck is this annoying Chikara faggot Bryce Remsburg the referee for all of MJF's matches? He legitimately takes me out of the match with his annoying counting, comments, and emoting
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cleaner MJF is based
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>>20076638 Why does he jump with every movement
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AFTER MIDNIGHT ON THE EAST COAST ON A WORK NIGHT
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>>20076643 suffah east coaster
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>>20076638 >Seething over a ref kek
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>>20076619 well fuck them too but 2 fags don't make a straight
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Peeyuw what stinks?
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max no!!!!!!
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shitty glass spot and shitty needle spot,this shit sucks
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>Sweep forever
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MJF IS ABOUT TO INJECT HANGMAAM WITH ESTROGEN
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based needle spot
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please god let hangtranny win because it'd be so fucking funny
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Straight through the mouth
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>heroin syringe from skid row
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>>20076643 Kek yup. Knew this shit would run way too late
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Doing this dumbass spot again
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LMAO FUCKIN A!!!
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IM FEELING GOOD SICKOS YESSSSS YESSSSS
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>>20076634 >I got this, Cleaner Anonymous
I'm new here, what is an e-drone?
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what in the fuck am i watching
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>crowd laughing at that fan
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AHHHHHH!!
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>>20076670 Anyone who isn't unquestionably positive about AEW
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Is Wayne Brady still there or did he leave?
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>>20076643 >tfw 2nd shift Chad literally the Michaels of hours
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Fuck yeah man, I love this shit!!! I am very sports entertained right now.
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>>20076677 >6677 huhuhuhuhuhu six seveeeen
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Unfortunately, the syringe spot is NOT over with me, sickos.
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Why do the syringe if it's not even going to be part of the finish? Nothing else is going to match that reaction now
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This match is fucking disgusting.
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It's kinda scary how much my girlfriend (female) enjoys ultraviolent wrestling matches even though she's not a wrestling fan.
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>>20076691 first death match?
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>Inject your opponent with a syringe >Stab them so the syringe won’t actually inject them
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>>20076685 >tfw clock In at 11:30a CST Anonymous
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>>20076692 Thanks for proving my point
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>>20076700 she needs to clean her tongue
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>>20076694 Kill yourself nigger
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>>20076674 nobody cares anymore
his 15 mins ran out
1 note boomer shock jock. played out
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he's been in shit like stadium stampede though that's basically the same thing
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>>20076696 Lots of women like violent entertainment. Look at how many women like serial killers or love true crime
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Wouldn't have been more suitable to call it a Skid Row Death Match?
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>>20076700 She needs a dirtier tongue
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>>20076694 take it to church and put it in the collection plate, you fragile old bitch
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>>20076698 Kek. I just expected better/smarter of them
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>>20076670 A term coined by Kenny Omega to describe vehement defenders of WWE but is now overused by a resident crippled Irish hog to describe anyone who isn't willing to literally die for AEW
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hangman crawling to the spot looked pretty retarded
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Hangman's back is all fucked up
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>>20076696 My kind of woman
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>MJF lands on the back of Hangman’s legs >Hangman lands knee first on the barb wire chair
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These gimmick Deadeyes have looked like shit recently. I get it should be safe but when the people in the nosebleeds can see the only thing taking impact is Hangman's knees then just don't do that spot
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>>20076726 this whole match has been retarded
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>crowd boo'd hangman initially >now fully chanting cowboy shit
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if this is no disqualification why doesn't mjf just kick him in the nuts again
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>>20076716 >Snapchat Lol
At least your nails are trimmed
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>>20076738 >like cawdy Fuck off edrone, cawdy is generic and unlikeable and deadly boring
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Sngroli Ort is going to interfere in this match!
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>>20076717 It's literally ingrained in their cave woman minds, seeing Groot and Grum fight over them has gotten wet since before time
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>>20076737 It's liked asking AI to book an AEW deathmatch. It's got all the right spots and weapons but the feeling is just entirely off
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some of these chubby qt sickos in the crowd got me feelin some type of way
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I ate two pizzas tonight and a party size bag of bbq lays
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>>20076714 I don't even like Cornette but this is objectively untrue. Even if it's a gimmick, his AEW rants are the biggest draw in the Youtube wrestling community outside of Maven
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Why do they keep cutting to the crowd tonight? It's annoying.
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>>20076716 kek the joshitranny is a jew? this makes so much more sense you fucking kike lmao
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the only TDM i really enjoyed was the all in main event last year
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Hangman trying to hurry up and grab the chair again was pretty funny
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that fucking moonsault to the outside is so scary
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>>20076743 But why wait? Why risk all the shit he's been through when he could just endlessly kick him in the nuts
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>>20076748 nah it's based and kino
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>>20076736 The dead eye always looks like shit, should just stop doing it
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>>20076748 >It's got all the right spots and weapons but the feeling is just entirely off Part? That one. I was thinking the exact same thing.
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how diud MJF blade his back?
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Why does Hangman hate his knees so much?
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Hangman is trying to fuck his knees up more than Speedball
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deadeye through the table is always kino
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>>20076736 I'll reiterate.
No part of MJF even touched that table ffs
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>>20076756 ?!?!? What are you talking about? I hate hangmaam and joshipedos. How am i jewish? Reply to the wrong person?
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>>20076772 that was awesome
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>>20076776 let's see you take a deadeye through a table, dont worry we will wait
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>>20076771 It's a tribute to Tanahashi
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>>20076751 >2 pizzas when Red Baron is on sale, 2 of them really hits the spot during a 6 hour broadcast. Don't know that I'd add the chips on top of it though.
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>>20076767 I think it's because Hangman shouldn't win, but the stipulation dictates that he will win. it feels like a lose/lose whoever wins this match.
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Why are they pointing out everytime that if Hangman loses he will not challenge for the world title AS LONG AS HE LIVES instead of forever
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>>20076771 The inheritor of Tanahashi's will.
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>>20076554 Hangman’s knees are going to be pulled pork in his 40s
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these niggas killin they knees
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>>20076784 JON SNOW SHIT
JON SNOW SHIT
JON SNOW SHIT
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>>20076767 I'm thinking MJF is maybe just too unserious to sell the heat these types of things need? Like I don't buy the hatred here. Hangman and Swerve was dimes. Toni and Mariah was perfection. Mox and Hangman was alright but sill delivered. This one just isn't doing anything for me
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>>20076784 cyborg hangman in 2027
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>zoomer with azn foid at AEW show
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>>20076784 Typical Hangma'am melodrama
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>>20076784 Hangman finna do a deadman gimmick
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The crowd cam is just people noticing themselves on the big screen kek
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>Fuck our knees
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How long before WWE starts copying AEW's cutting to the crowd thing
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>>20076784 Good observation
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Is AJ Styles coming out after this?
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>>20076784 That would be kino
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>>20076779 You say this like I wouldn't. Pay me what those guys are making and I'll shove that syringe through my asscheek
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>>20076804 no, he's in line to buy a steam machine
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>>20076802 Wrestlemania. screencap this.
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>>20076789 this meme will be a hit in your village
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You will never have this aewtists
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>>20076804 No, Pretty Peter Avalon will
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>>20076804 They would've booked a different match if that was happening.
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>>20076794 White boys literally cannot get white women in LA anymore unless you're old money or in the movie industry
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>>20076790 The go home for this was a press conference. You don't buy that these two actually hate each-other.
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I legit pop everytime MJF goes 'OH SHIT"
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>>20076800 AEW is like the military, WWE is like the coast guard.
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>>20076794 azn women love wrestling
they've got fighting spirito in their blood
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>>20076815 But what about the Librarian?
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>>20076820 That's an excellent point actually
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>>20076814 I don't even want that fish.
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>>20076790 >>20076783 Yeah both of these make sense
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MJF's face looks crazy
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>>20076814 when bron inevitably gets fired he'll probably got to NJPW so tony will inadvertently acquire him eventually
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>>20076784 He'll lose, turn heel down the line and be like "Hangman Adam Page is dead. Killniggers Adam Page can challenge for the world title!"
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Dave just said AJ styles is back stage tonight
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>>20076817 Who the fuck wants a white woman?
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alright this match is based
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>>20076802 They already did this years ago and everyone hated it
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who’s returning after the main event bros?
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>>20076790 The story is just weak. They've wrestled 4 times already and this just feels like a filler defense
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>>20076817 >cannot get *do not want
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>>20076820 That press conference was cringe incarnate, it's why most peeps won't watch the TVs and just wait for the paypes.
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>light tubes
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Lighttube fight
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>hangman loses >he hangs himself from the tron to defeat the stip
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>light tubes
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CZW CZW CZW CZW
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oh my fucking god nigga they finna do it
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>>20076816 it’s AEW no they wouldn’t
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>>20076821 same, he's such a great worker
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>>20076834 Literally everyone on earth
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My issue with AEW’s hardcore matches is that they always sequence shit wrong, the syringe was the peak but it’s already been forgotten and didn’t matter outside of the pop. Should have been the end and could have claimed MJF straight up drugged him.
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BY GOD
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it’s like a slow paced deathmatch but I fuck with it
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>>20076852 >tattoos holy fucking grimola
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I think that, aew can have death match all they want they never going have viral moment like this
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Fucking light tubes. Did Ian Rotten book this match?
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all that's missing here is the CZW horn
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>Max gets both bulbs
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Not the turkish hair plant!
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PIZZACUTTER WHEN?
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This is sick.
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>>20076852 You get this white, temptimg, titty devil outta here!
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C Z DUB
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>>20076870 sickos, like me
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oh fuck MJF is done hangmaam is winning
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Hangman is going too far, he has to lose.
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ITS BEEN LIKE 45 MIN LETS HURRY THIS UP IM FUCKIN HUNGRY
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reminder for when dronies cry about the light tubes that light tubes are literally a weapon in 2k
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>they got shoot light tubes from home depot
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>>20076860 ngl this is an all-time banger
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>>20076868 She looks like she'd be faithful but dip if you lost your job or got terribly sick.
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>>20076868 I hug her and tell her "honey it's not real"
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>>20076771 Walk the Ace Road (slowly & painfully)
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If someone dies, do they get buried in Texas?
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1 Kebab please.
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gonna poke those hair transplants right out
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>>20076879 yes but they are baby brained and think they dont involve blood because thats what the video game says
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>tuned in right as MJF got headshotted with fucking light bulbs
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>>20076887 it’s a texas deathmatch you can’t die outside of texas don’t worry anon
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a fist full of pasta
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>And he just got his hair done
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>>20076878 I've been needing to take a shit since the top of the hour
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Kek what a PINHEAD
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that was pretty good
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holy fucking shit
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Max is going to need another hair transplant
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>>20076823 This is why the joshi players are the best
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>>20076894 >what did I miss? everything, literally everything
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Why the FUCK would he do that when he just got a hair transplant?
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kino cinematography tonight
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WHY DID THE REF SHOVE HIM TO GET UP
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BEAUTIFUL SHOT
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>>20076916 Max is not well
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>>20076870 me and sickos like me and this guy
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holy shit
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Should've been a dog shock collar
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>>20076918 Because Bryce is garbage
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this match would’ve been kino if it was two 4’11 japanese women fighting instead
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Why isn't the ref counting?
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REVERSE IT MAX I DON'T WANT ANOTHER HANGMAAM REIGN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>CM Punk references
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NOOOO
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>12,000 people bought a ticket to see this shit
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>THE CHEZ DOG COLLAR
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>>20076916 10/10 filename, well played anon
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I love this so much bros. I'm glad I have enjoyed this with y'all.
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>>20076933 Me fighting my brother for the last pancake
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This match rules
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>>20076928 It would have been far more bloody and violent tho. Women are shoot retarded
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>>20076870 me and Bryan Danielson.
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>>20076917 oh he's DEF heading back to turkey
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Why are we acting like this dog collar matters? As if the two have spent the last 30 minutes running from each other unable to get their hands on the other. Should've done that shit at the start. Not this deep in
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Tony Schiavone is the worst fucking commentator ever
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>>20076918 Because Bryce Remsburg is a little bald faggot that needs to get raped
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Phil reaction?
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this could be perfect if excalibur would just stfu
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>>20076939 go change your tampon sugar muffin
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Are you guys team hanger or team jew?
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What possible escalation is left?
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This is dumb if they wanted to use a dog collar just do a dog collar match
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figured hangman would win but sending MJF out brutally is a good way to clear the way for a few small feuds until ospreay wins the biggun at all in
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CALL CLARK CONNORS AND HAVE HIM LIGHT HIS SINGULAR MATCH
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>>20076939 There was normal wrestling earlier. Quit being a bitch.
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>nobody had a lighter
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>>20076961 Team Kike sadly
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MJF has taken way too much in this stretch for him not to be winning
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>>20076961 I'm team Taichi.
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>>20076961 this match is the only time i'm a zionist
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>>20076904 CLENCH THAT SPHINCTER ANON
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>>20076961 MJF is our greatest ally.
Hangma'am is an anti-draw.
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Dog collar didn’t matter at all
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>>20076939 Parroting Jim Cornette is not a personality. Or intelligence.
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>>20076957 He just shaved years off his career. Both of them.
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Getting an explosion?
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The cowboy and jew chained together, plummeting to their doom, what's Tony trying to say here?
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