>>4665644>FLASHBACK>Saturday, March 7th, 2021 - 1:17PM >an island somewhere off of costa rica>the World Council On Religious Affairs meets for an emergency session."Okay men, it's getting very serious. We could afford to ignore the situation while he was still only going after minor African ancestral and east Asian nature spirits but we just got word that we've lost contact with the whole Sri Lankan pantheon and nobody has heard from either Baba Yaga or Hanuman in days."
>"WHAAA? That can't! That's impossible!""I'm afraid it is men, This 'Parker...' This 'Destroyer of gods...' He is coming for us all. We have only one option, and may all that is good and holy forgive us if we fail."
>"you can't mean...""Yes, gentlemen. It's time for Operation HARLAND. Ready the serum...."
>FLASHFORWARD to today 
