OOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAHHH
DIG IT
THE MACHO MAN REMEMBERS THAT FATEFUL NIGHT IN THE HOT SWELTERIN SUMMER OF 86, YEAH, THERE SHE WAS, IN ALL HER GLORY, LITTLE MISS MCMAHON, AND I GOTTA SAY, YEAH, THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND. WE WERE ALONE IN THE BACK, OOH, SHE SAID SHE WAS A HUGE MACHO MANIAC, YEAH I FELT THE MADNESS COMING ONTO ME DEEP DOWN THERE, YEAH, I FELT IT RISIN, MY TOWER OF POWER, OOH YEAH, FUNKY THOUGHTS MAN. MY CREAM WAS RISING TO THE TOP, TO THE BOILIN POINT, YEAH. I FELT MY HOTDOG GRANDSTANDING FOR THIS LITTLE PRIMA DONNA. BUT THEN I THOUGH OF MISS ELIZABETH AND HELD ON MAN, DOESNT MATTER HOW YOUNG OR HOW TIGHT, 'THE MACHO MAN PENIS' CAN ONLY BE SPELLED ONE WAY, AND THAT'S L-O-Y-A-L.
I dig fuck Shane though, but who didn't
