>>4720990A lifetime of lacking ambition (or a mirror)
How can you watch so many people at their physical peak for so long and not have ANY of that rub off on you? Dude looks like he thinks pushups are for Nazis, that weightlifting got cancelled on twitter, that fitness is a right-wing dog-whistle.
Also, how old is this guy? He has the charisma and confidence of a high school senior who's a nerd and still near the bottom of the totem pole regardless of putting in his time being weird in the corner of study hall. He could be anywhere from a 20-year-old virgin to a 40-year-old virgin, seems to me
You know, I shouldn't be so hard on him, he has obviously modeled his look on a professional wrestler - a worse-looking retired Mick Foley, like if that flaming table really got him in the face and he was left confined to a wheelchair, bitter and alone. Even Mick has a wife and kids, though - Bix has a twitter, that's it, that's his life's work.
