>>4720256Okay so here's the shoot. God liked Cain and Abel as brothers which they were, but when He asked for a noble sacrifice from them for a title opportunity and Abel showed up with a nice dead lamb, Cain brought a bucket of soibeans and coleslaw.
Naturally being the chief booker God selected Abel's sacrifice and gave him the title opportunity, but Cain did not react well to this. Cain was just told by God Himself, with God as his witness, that he's the Janetty.
In envious rage he murdered Abel on the spot and was banned from the promotion for life.
The moral of the story is that Cain (Janetty) was a farmer by trade and not a noble hunter. He was never dimes to begin with. A midcarder at best, never the main event.
And Abel, Abel was the Michaels.
Cain wasn't Abel.