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>I'd like to take a minute of your time, in-between television segments here, to touch on something real.This whole thing? This WWE thing? We all know it's fake, right? We're all just having fun. None of the guys or girls in the back really dislike each other. We're just all putting on a show for the people who show up. Literally everything is scripted from top to bottom and, heh, most of the time as soon as we walk back through that curtain after our match or our promo, we barely remember what just happened. That being said, we have a wrestling event called Wrestlemania every year that's supposed to be our, well, our Super Bowl. It's just the biggest play we put on, like going from the school gym to the football stadiums. Well, that's coming up again and we have a whole slew of performances to serve up to the fans again. This time around, one of the matches will be myself, the man you know as Triple H, (my real name is Paul,) taking on Batista. His real name is Dave, by the way. The difference between our match coming up and the others, is that ours is going to be a real fight. The other matches will still be a theatrical performance, but the supposed Triple H and Batista match, will really be a true bout between Paul and Dave -- the men behind the personas. I hope you'll all tune in because this doesn't happen often in this business and we've had to sign a lot of paperwork to make it so. Thank you for your time, enjoy the rest of Monday Night Raw! Next up, is a piece performed by """Finn Balor""" and """Baron Corbin""". I think you guys will like it! Enjoy, guys.
