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Quoted By: >>4773025
>Vince: Well goddamn it Nick, why don't we have 200k ticket sales like you promised?
>Nick: S-Sorry Mr McMahon, Roman just isn't popular enough, can't you bring back a legend?
>Vince: Whaddya mean? All WWE Superstars are legends!
>Nick: I mean somebody that drew actual money, you know, record profits?
>Vince: Well, Hogan is hated, Flair doesn't like us, The Rock didn't even mention us after Survivor Series...Mark can barely walk...there's nobody left?
>Nick: What about Stone Cold?
>Vince: Ahaha yes! We'll make the fans believe that he's actually going to fight! When in reality, all he's going to do is the same schtick he's done for every appearance since he..."left". Then in 2023, we will tout EVEN BIGGER RECORD PROFITS and tell our investors that we had 140,000 unique fans for WrestleMania! Yes! Thank you Nick, you're like the son I never had!
>Nick: S-Sorry Mr McMahon, Roman just isn't popular enough, can't you bring back a legend?
>Vince: Whaddya mean? All WWE Superstars are legends!
>Nick: I mean somebody that drew actual money, you know, record profits?
>Vince: Well, Hogan is hated, Flair doesn't like us, The Rock didn't even mention us after Survivor Series...Mark can barely walk...there's nobody left?
>Nick: What about Stone Cold?
>Vince: Ahaha yes! We'll make the fans believe that he's actually going to fight! When in reality, all he's going to do is the same schtick he's done for every appearance since he..."left". Then in 2023, we will tout EVEN BIGGER RECORD PROFITS and tell our investors that we had 140,000 unique fans for WrestleMania! Yes! Thank you Nick, you're like the son I never had!
