ILHAN OMAR? IF YOU'RE GONNA TEASE ME, YOU BETTER BE READY TO PLEASE ME. I'LL HAVE TO UNRAP THAT SCARF FIRST AND USE IT TO BAG THAT UGLY FACE.
CAUSE WHEN I GO BEHIND
AND DO THE BUMP N GRIND
ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE YOU CALL ME THE POPPA

JOE BIDEN SAYS HE WANTS TRUMP'S SPOT.
WELL HE CAN HAVE A SPOT.
A BALD SPOT
A LIVER SPOT
AN AGE SPOT
HIS BROKEN ANKLE SPOT
HIS LIMP GIMP TO THE PODIUM SPOT
THE TRUTH IS THAT IN THE WAR WITH RUSSISA YOUR -SPOT- IS GETTIN YOUR ASS KICKED.
AND MY -SPOT- IS ON TOP OF AOC BACK IN MY HOTEL ROOM.
SPEAKIN' OF THAT HORSE FACED, BUCK TOOTH GOBLINA BITCH
ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO IS SEPERATE HER HIPS AND STICK HER ASS OUT, AND THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY WILL MAKE HER PASS OUT.

BIDEN. YOU CHOSE A FAT COW FOR A VP.
DON'T HATE ME KAMALA, HATE YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THEY GAVE YOU AN EXTRA FAT CELL IN YOUR CHROMOSOMES. IF PUTIN WANTED TO BEAT HER ALL HE'D HAVE TO DO IS PUT LOW GAS PRICES THAT WAY, AND THEN PUT A LINE OF DONUTS GOIN THE OTHER WAY AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHICH WAY THAT FAT SLOB WOULD GO.
THE ONLY WAY PUTIN WOULD BE AFTRAID OF KAMALA IS IF HE WAS DRESSED UP AS A HAMBURGER OR COVERED TWINKIES. SHES FAT!

SO THEY ALWAYS ASK WHERES HUNTER? I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
YA SEE THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD ISNT HARD TO FIND. IM JUST HARD ALL THE TIME
SPEAKIN OF THAT PEDO CRACKHEAD HUNTER... HE CANT DEFEND THE HONOR OF HIS NEICE.
NOW I GET THE HONOR... OF GETTING ON HER, AND OFF HER, AND ON HER. AND SHE WILL KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY

SO I SEE SLEEPY, SOGGY, BRAIN FOGGY JOE BIDEN COME OUT HERE AND SAY HES THE MAN.
SLEEPY JOE, YOU SHOULD USE ALL THAT CAMPAIGN MONEY TO FIX YOUR CROOKED, YELLA TEETH AND GET YOUR SON SOME REHAB.
THEN GET A SEX CHANGE SO YOU'LL HAVE THE BALLS TO FACE ME.

SO THIS GOES TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE. HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME