Jerry Lawler:
- Drew huge money and TV ratings in Memphis
- Excellent as both a babyface and a heel
- Top 5 all time on the mic
- Called opponents fags and got cheered for it
- Worked a safe style and still had the fans in the palm of his hand because he knew ring psychology
- Injury free and looking 20 years younger at age 73
- GOAT color commentator
- Fucked tons of tight, hot ring rats
- Has kids and grandkids to carry on his legacy

Phil Brooks:
- Ratings went down when he was WWE Champion
- Corny as a face, can only play heel effectively
- Overrated on the mic when he's not breaking the 4th wall and using insider terms
- Moveset is an MMA larp
- Got exposed as a fake tough guy when he went to UFC
- Riddled with injuries and looks like a meth addict despite being straightedge
- Mentally ill wife who will never give him a child