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The Ceasro conundrum

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:09:29 No.4790605 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4790611 >>4790614 >>4790731 >>4790746 >>4790904 >>4791041 >>4791134 >>4791271 >>4791296 >>4793378 >>4793753 >>4794999 >>4796597 >>4797102

>The biggest "held back" smark favorite of all time
>Khan has to sign him or fans will revolt
>Khan then has to make him world champion or fans will revolt because Tony also "held back" Cesaro
>Lose/lose situation for Khan because smarks want a midcarder pushed to the top

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:09:56 No.4790611 Report

Quoted By: >>4791674

>>4790605
Nobody cares about this dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:10:33 No.4790614 Report

Quoted By: >>4797218

>>4790605
He should go to Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:12:06 No.4790624 Report

Quoted By: >>4790640 >>4791284

Nah, they'll defend literally any shit Khan serves up. All he has to do is sign Cesaro, book the yummy debut, then AEWtists will make excuses for why he's just another forgotten toy on Dark within 3 weeks.

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𓆏 Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:15:15 No.4790640 Report

Quoted By: >>4792613 >>4796588

>>4790624
This. Nobody complains about Darby being stop/started for like a year or more. People need to organically root for some guys more and get behind them, it makes the show more exciting and causes them to have something to work with when booking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:15:41 No.4790642 Report

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imagine signing Claudio and pushing him
will absolutely kill your company haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:30:36 No.4790720 Report

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He's already been forgotten; he needs a good G1 run to get his name out there again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:31:52 No.4790725 Report

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They had to give this guy a james bond entrance just to make him interesting and it still didnt work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:33:58 No.4790731 Report

Quoted By: >>4790804 >>4790810 >>4790911

>>4790605
He doesn’t need to be world champion. He just needs to be treated like he had the abilities to become one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:37:08 No.4790746 Report

Quoted By: >>4791017

>>4790605
Khan can ignore him, he'd end up in NJPW and everyone would be happy, no harm done.
But he won't. He can't stop himself. Shiny new toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:47:44 No.4790804 Report

Quoted By: >>4790813 >>4790818

>>4790731
Good to get the excuses going early, I agree. That way, when he's on YouTube in a month, you've got some vague shit about how he's being 'treated like a potential champion' to fall back on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:48:56 No.4790810 Report

Quoted By: >>4793390

>>4790731
>He doesn’t need to be world champion.

That's not what the people have been saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:49:14 No.4790813 Report

Quoted By: >>4796295

>>4790804
Scorpio was treated like a youtube champion for over a year then won the open challenge belt over a year after he earned the right to challenge for it. Never give up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 07:49:52 No.4790818 Report

Quoted By: >>4790897 >>4791103

>>4790804
Kek e drones are absolutely boiling today. Literally making up scenarios to get upset about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:04:49 No.4790897 Report

Quoted By: >>4790928

>>4790818
>B-but e-drones!
Concession accepted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:06:57 No.4790904 Report

Quoted By: >>4790923

>>4790605
Why do you think he bought ROH?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:08:33 No.4790911 Report

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>>4790731 <- this. Cesaro's run as the dark horse in the 2014 Elimination chamber and beating Orton was the most based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCM_LUqQIyk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:13:27 No.4790923 Report

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>>4790904
Because he's a money mark with no impulse control?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:14:35 No.4790928 Report

Quoted By: >>4790958 >>4791103

>>4790897
Continuing making up fake shit in your head to have a cry about ya autismo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:27:04 No.4790958 Report

Quoted By: >>4790970

>>4790928
>Continuing making up fake shit in your head to have a cry about ya autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:30:29 No.4790970 Report

Quoted By: >>4791005 >>4791103

>>4790958
>no argument
Concession accepted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:37:55 No.4791005 Report

Quoted By: >>4791038

>>4790970
>n-no I win!!
Autism detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:40:06 No.4791017 Report

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>>4790746
But njpw won't make him world champion though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:42:32 No.4791038 Report

Quoted By: >>4791103

>>4791005
I’ve already accepted your concession. Good day Xir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:43:05 No.4791041 Report

Quoted By: >>4791108

>>4790605
>Khan has to sign him or fans will revolt
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:56:02 No.4791103 Report

Quoted By: >>4791138 >>4796480 >>4798753

>>4790818
>>4790928
>>4790970
>>4791038
AEWtism is a disease for which there is no cure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:57:19 No.4791108 Report

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>>4791041
AEW fans are already revolting lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 08:59:42 No.4791127 Report

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Cesaro is the best modern tag team midcarder wrestler ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:00:39 No.4791134 Report

Quoted By: >>4791236

>>4790605
lmao signing another wwe reject

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:01:00 No.4791138 Report

Quoted By: >>4798753

>>4791103
>starts mass replying
Yup. It’s a bitchtits thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:02:51 No.4791145 Report

Quoted By: >>4791262 >>4791278 >>4791297 >>4791753

what is it that makes cesaro so anti dimes? it can't be his head because everyone loves stone cold. is it his nipples? something is off about this guy, he's just so boring but i've never been able to put my finger on ot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:21:57 No.4791236 Report

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>>4791134
It's one a week now, and the ratings still aren't going up. Tony's fucked it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:28:32 No.4791253 Report

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He's getting the RoH strap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:30:20 No.4791262 Report

Quoted By:

>>4791145
he can't cut good promos that's about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:32:29 No.4791271 Report

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>>4790605
Khan doesn't have to do shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:33:48 No.4791278 Report

Quoted By:

>>4791145
He doesn't have a good face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:34:51 No.4791284 Report

Quoted By:

>>4790624
tpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:37:18 No.4791296 Report

Quoted By:

>>4790605
i could care less about claudio in aew, but i'd very much like to see him in the G1 climax

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 09:38:03 No.4791297 Report

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>>4791145
He's not just a bad promo, he looks totally uncomfortable delivering them. He does well playing off of others, which is why he was great with Hero and Sheamus, but he has a ceiling in a singles capacity. Though if anyone ever deserved a "gold watch" run, it would be him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:22:15 No.4791674 Report

Quoted By: >>4791723

>>4790611
kek and once again without fail the cultists turn on someone the second they leave the cult of vince, why are edrones always so predictable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:30:11 No.4791723 Report

Quoted By: >>4796531

>>4791674
We never liked this shitter. We like people who can cut a promo like The Rock. We like the Big Dog, we like SFR, we like Miz, we don't fucking like indy shitters like this faggot and Deanetty. You trannies can have him. Also, we're not a cult, we're a family. Big difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:36:44 No.4791753 Report

Quoted By: >>4791772 >>4794786 >>4797026

>>4791145
cesaro is like that retard kid from school who could somehow hang in there with the normal people every now and then so teachers praise him like he's einstein reborn and the retard and his close ones are still stupid enough to believe he's actually good
the man cant speak, his nipples look like family size pizza pies and his gimmick is having retard strenght, obviously he is one of the "special" people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:42:26 No.4791769 Report

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Nah, it's hardly an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:43:19 No.4791772 Report

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>>4791753
That's what you get for being a ROH indy shitter lel. Maybe in the next life Cesaro should go through the Performance Center and learn how to do things the proper way lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:54:24 No.4791821 Report

Quoted By: >>4791831

>AEW has to sign and misuse Claudio because... They just do, okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 11:57:32 No.4791831 Report

Quoted By: >>4791853

>>4791821
They do because they're slaves to their cult of a fanbase. They will cancel Tonya Khan if she doesn't hire their boy, and since all of AEW's fans are reddit trannies the boycott will be successful and Tonya will be homeless and murdered in the streets by GayEWho cultists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 12:01:10 No.4791846 Report

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Too many brown midgets being jealous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 12:01:49 No.4791853 Report

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>>4791831
I wasted 4 seconds of my life reading that HEADCANON. Please refund me that time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 14:18:58 No.4792613 Report

Quoted By: >>4796588

>>4790640
How the fuck that frog exist? What did you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 14:19:54 No.4792621 Report

Quoted By: >>4794935

If it was 2014 he'd be a must sign. It's too late for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 15:57:42 No.4793360 Report

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He's jut a goofy-looking and goofy-sounding motherfucker with negative-zero charisma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 15:59:22 No.4793378 Report

Quoted By:

>>4790605

you know AEW is going to sign him, let him be Claudio Castagnoli, then dump him in ROH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 16:01:07 No.4793390 Report

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>>4790810
Those people are a fringe reddit minority. Nobody with a clue genuinely wants to see Claudio as a world champion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 16:40:14 No.4793753 Report

Quoted By:

>>4790605
>a midcarder pushed to the top

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ROMANNETTY LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 18:26:04 No.4794786 Report

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>>4791753
basically this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 18:40:53 No.4794935 Report

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>>4792621
yup the cesaro window closed in 2016

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 18:48:01 No.4794999 Report

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>>4790605
As long as he giant swings hangman into a wood chipper I’m ok with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 20:54:07 No.4796295 Report

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>>4790813
Very well said my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:06:03 No.4796480 Report

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>>4791103
Day

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Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:08:47 No.4796531 Report

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>>4791723
>We like the Big Dog, we like SFR, we like Miz
It's probably bait but e-drones have dogwater brain so it's impossible to tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:13:00 No.4796588 Report

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>>4790640
𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏
Seethe>>4792613
𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:13:24 No.4796597 Report

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>>4790605
That's true for like 99% of AEW's guys, minus the world title part. Cesaro is past his prime now, in 2013/2014 signing him would've been a great move but now he's gonna be just another face in AEW's already bloated roster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:43:55 No.4797026 Report

Quoted By: >>4797058

>>4791753
Even on UUDD his whole thing was that he would autistically spend way too much time practicing the games they would play until he could always win and it wasn't fun for anyone else.
I'll give him credit for his tag team work but that's about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:45:57 No.4797058 Report

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>>4797026
Too bad he could channel that autistic focus into bodybuilding and video games but not into cutting a watchable promo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:49:09 No.4797102 Report

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>>4790605
he won't draw a million viewers and gAyEWtists will sperg out and spam the board again thats whats gonna happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 21:59:47 No.4797218 Report

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>>4790614
he should go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 22:00:41 No.4797226 Report

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He is a great wrestler but can't talk and also seemed kinda autistic when I met him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Mar 2022 23:54:41 No.4798753 Report

Quoted By:

>>4791103
Death is the cure

>>4791138
look at this mentally ill freak. There’s no hope for him

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