>CUT THE MUSIC
>BRET, WE'VE BEEN IN A COOL FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW BUT YOU REALLY ANGERED ME RECENTLY.
>YOU SEE BRET, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE CRITIC OF THE EBONY RACE.
>I DID MY UPMOST TO MAKE LIFE HELL FOR THE NATION OF DOMINATION, YEP THAT'S RIGHT. EVEN ROCKY FELT MY WRATH.
>I KICKED A MAN IN BLACK, WHOM CERTAIN CAMBODIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUMS REFER TO AS THE UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH NIG-SHELTON BENJAMIN IN THE FACE SEVERAL TIMES.
>I'VE RECENTLY CHANGED MY NAME TO "THE BUCK BREAK KID". THANKS TARIQ.
> SINCE 1995 I'VE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE BLACKBURN ROVERS. NOT BECAUSE OF SHEARER. NOT BECAUSE OF TIM SHERWOOD. NOT BECAUSE OF COLIN HENDRIE. NO, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR NAME REMINDS ME OF AN AFRO-CARIBBEAN ON FIRE HAHAHAAAA.
>AND SO, MANY YEARS AFTER THE "INCIDENT" IN 1997, I THOUGHT WE'D FINALLY PATCHED THINGS UP, SHOOK HANDS AND BECOME FRIENDS.
>BUT THEN I NOTICED THAT YOUR BALLS HAVE BEEN MAKING SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON THE FACE OF, WAIT FOR IT, A BLACK WOMAN.
>AND SO, I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CALL YOU OUT FOR THE RACE TRAITOR THAT YOU REALLY ARE:
>MUD SHARK
>OIL DRILLER
>SOIL SHOVEL
>TAR WHISKER
>REVERSE SNOW BUNNY
>SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN BLACK ORGASMS
>AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, TREACLE MIXER.
>SO WITH THAT BEING SAID, I GOTTA GET HOME WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE WIFE. THAT YOU DON'T HAVE BRET BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY GIVING SHANEEQUALAQUANISHASHANAYNAYNAYNAYNAYLA A MONTREAL SCREWJOB OF YOUR OWN.
>NOW HIT MY MUSIC.
