WAKE UP
I'M RYAN "THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE" REEVES
ALSO KNOWN AS THE DUMB AS FUCK, FUTURE ENDEAVORED MID-CARD JOBBER FOR LIFE
Is that...IT IS!!!
WOW!
What's Ryan Reeves doing in the unemployment line???!!!
Dumb as fuck video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4P9Gl7ZMICan't lift Paul Heyman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kDO_oj93M0>Hypocrite>Whiner>Coward>Manlet>Doesn't stop using HGH>Pregnant>Entitled brat>Can't read>Bald>Pathetic quitter>Most boring guy in any room at any time>Hissy fit enthusiast>Roid Man>Test dodger>HGH Belly>Dangerous Worker>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches>Ultra-sensitive>Tumblr feminist>His belly is ready to pop at any second>Faggot>Likes traps>Doesn't like women>Zero coordination>Prefers Roids to Breakfast>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo>RVD ripoff>Never drew a penny>Tragic non-steroid diet>Potty mouth>Brittle meat>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk>Hasn't taken a shower>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup>Hasn't got a clue>My Chemical Hormone fan>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably>Drones on about being big, no one cares>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not>Mr. I steal moves>HGH stolen from Arnold>Adored by beta morons>Jobs more than Ziggler>Cried about Punk>Cried about his little pecker>Cried about Titus blacking him>Cried about Vince>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough>Cried about the doctors>Cried about his salary>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing>Performs worst move set>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily>Most laughable failure in WWE history 
