OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DEE
IF YOU'RE A SMARK YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN A CHAIR?
FINDING IT HARD TO GO UP AND DOWN STAIRS
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE ONE THEY CALL GOD?
ISN'T HIS ABSENCE SLIGHTLY ODD?
(MAYBE HE'S FORGOTTEN YOU)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY GORSE
COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY YOU AREN'T A HORSE
THEY WOULD MAKE YOU INTO DOG FOOD
OR OOMPA LOOMPA GOOPITY GLUE
