SO FAR:
- Kevin Owens blabs about huh who cares
- Balor vs. Damian Priest (Austin Theory on commentary and interrupts for no specific reason, Pat McAfee makes an appearance)
- Omos vs. Commander Azeez
- Liv Morgan plus Scene Kid at ringside vs. Queen Zelina with The Most Beautiful Woman in WWE at ringside

STILL TO COME:
- Rollins cackles
- Mysterios vs. Hurt Business
- Edge takes up 20 minutes saying nothing and probably AJ Styles will come out and say Edge is old
- Bianca Belair vs. Doudrop (w/ Nikki ASH)
- Randy Orton and Matt Riddle will come to the ring and probably someone will interrupt to set up WM matches (by that I mean Street Profits)
- Matt Riddle vs. Montez Ford
- Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens to decide who goes to WM vs Steve Austin (spoiler: seth loses because muh stunner vs stunner)