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>SO THERE I WAS BOOKING OVW AND MY SWEET PRECIOUS WIFE WAS FEELING AS QE IN MY LINE OF WORK SAY "HOT." NOW USUALLY I WAIT A FEW MONTHS TO BREAK A GUY INTO THE BUSINESS BEFORE WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS IF YOU ARE PERCEPTIVE OF THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE, BUT THAT NIGHT? NO AMOIMT OF WATER IN THE GULF OF MEHECO COULD HAVE PUT HER FIERY LYST OUT. SHE TOLD ME, AND THIS I SWEAR IS TRUE "JIMMY BABE I NEED A YOUNG, VERILE STUD TONIGHT!" NOW IM IN A PICKLE BECAUSE JUST TJE OTJER DAY THE BOSS MAN, ALSO KNOWN AS THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY, ONE VIMCE MCMAHON TOLD ME TO CUT OIT THE FUNNY BUSINESS. THAT HE CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER LAWSUIT.
[NOW NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE HEEDED THE OLD MANS WARNINGS BECAUSE I LOVE THE BUSINESS, BUT I HADN'T EATEN ONE OF WENDY'S FANTASTIC CHEESEBURGERS IN A WHILE AND MY WIFE HAD NEEDS. SO AFTER A CLINIC BETWEEN GOLICHECK MGILL AND DAVID BAUTISTA, I TOOK DAVE ASSIDE. I MADE HIM AN OFFER HE COULDN'T REFUSE. I TOLD HIM IF YOUR OLD ASS WANTS TO TANGLE WITH TJE BEST RHEN HE NEEDS TO FUCK THE REST.
>OF COURSE LIKE ALL NEW BLOODED MARKS HE TRIED TO PROTEST. FOLKS YOU KNOW ME NY NOW, I DON'T PUT UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT ESPECIALLY FROM SOME GREEN AROUND THE GILLS PRETTY BOY. I SHOBED MY 6 SHOOTER ROGHT IN THAT IDIPTS RIBS AND TOLD.HOM "IF YOU DONT FUCK MY WIFE THEN YOU'LL NEVER WORK ON THIS SIDE OF THE ROCKIES!"