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Pre match manlet battle royale
1. Chad Gable
2. Adam Cole
3. Bob Holly
4. Eddie Guerrero
5. Rey Mysterio
6. Daniel Brian
7. Owen Hart
8. Kemonito
9. Scotty Too Hotty
10. Kenta Kobayashi
11. Dean Malenko
12. Ricochet
13. Finn Balor
14. Johnny Reddit
15. Neville
Kemonito goes over clean, multiple eliminations (5-6)
Match 1.
R-Truth vs Eugene, Eugene gets DQ’d for saying the N-Word
Match 2. (Hardcore Championship)
New Jack vs Abdullah the Butcher in a Sizzling Steak match, the winner is the first to remove a piece of skin off the opponent with a utensil, cook it on a ringside grill, and eat it. Abdullah wins because he’s a fatass who loves food
Match 3 (Million Dollar Belt)
Ted DiBiase and Vince. Vince wins, Vince wins by decision after hitting Ted with elbow. Both have several spots in the match where they try to bribe the ref, with increasing amounts of money. They hit moves, and instead of pinning the other, they bet on the win like an auction.
Match 4 (Tag Team Belt)
Steiners vs Road warriors, Road warriors win after Bron Breakker interferes and becomes Road Warrior T-Rex.
Match 5
Stacy Keibler, Prime Trish Stratus, and Maryse vs Mandy Rose, Gigi Dolin, and Io Shirai in a Nude Vanilla Pudding match. Maryse Beats Io via cameltoe clutch submission.
Match 6 (World Heavyweight and WWE titles- Shared)
Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Rock and Stone Cold vs John Cena and Randy Orton
Hulk and Macho win. Hulk hits big boot and then leg drop, while macho flies off the top and the leg drop and elbow drop both fall at the same time and pin the stack of Cena, Orton, Rock, and Austin.
cont.
