SO I WOKE UP SUPER HUNGOVER

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AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO DIE

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SO I GOT ON MY CELLPHONE

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AND OPENED DOOR DASH

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I ORDERED A WENDY'S BIGGIE BAG

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THINKING THE BURGER WOULD BE THE CURE

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BUT I FAILED TO REALIZE

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THE REAL CURE

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SEE I WAS FEELING EXTRA HUNGRY

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SO I ORDERED A LARGE DRINK AND FRIES

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IT WAS ONLY A 86 CENT UPGRADE

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SO THE DOOR DASH GETS HERE

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AND I TAKE A BITE FROM MY BURGER

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AND IT TASTED SO GOOD

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BUT WHAT REALLY CHANGED THE COURSE FOR ME

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WAS WHEN I TOOK A SIP FROM MY DRINK

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THE DELICIOUS WENDY'S SPRITE

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THAT LEMON LIME SYRUP CARBONATED WATER

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LET ME TELL YA...

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THERE IS NO BETTER CURE!

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I FELT REVITALIZED

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I FELT RE ENERGIZED

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A TASTE OF THAT WENDY'S SPRITE

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IS WHY I'M GOING TO RUN A TRAIN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU TONIGHT

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AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...

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BECAUSE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN SAID SO!