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>finds a wrestling related tweet
>presses the side button and the volume up button on his phone at the same time
>shits himself
>quickly releases both buttons
>goes to /pw/
>presses Start a New Thread with his thumb
>uses that same thumb to finger his asshole
>presses Choose File with his other thumb
>finds his twitter screenshot
>presses it
>types in something in the Comment section that makes it seem like he agrees with and/or likes the tweet
>praises himself for being so clever
>shits himself again
>doesn't have to get a Captcha because he has a 4chan Pass
>presses Post
>repeat
How does someone live like this?
>presses the side button and the volume up button on his phone at the same time
>shits himself
>quickly releases both buttons
>goes to /pw/
>presses Start a New Thread with his thumb
>uses that same thumb to finger his asshole
>presses Choose File with his other thumb
>finds his twitter screenshot
>presses it
>types in something in the Comment section that makes it seem like he agrees with and/or likes the tweet
>praises himself for being so clever
>shits himself again
>doesn't have to get a Captcha because he has a 4chan Pass
>presses Post
>repeat
How does someone live like this?