*Guitar strumming*
He's gonna take you back to the past.
To have UFC guys kick his ass
He'd rather have...
A cheating wife that looks more like a twelve year old boy
He'd rather write...
A shitty comic that has never brought anyone any joy
He's the angriest wrestler you've ever heard
He's the angry ROH nerd
He's the angry WWE, AEW nerd
He's the angry wrestling nerd

When you turn on your TV
He'll make you switch to the WWE
He's got some nerdy shirts
And some geek kickpads
Although I've never seen him kick anyone that hard
He's got some tacky tats
And a filthy look
Armed with his "mic skills" he will climb up the card
He's the angriest wrestler you've ever heard
He's the angry ROH nerd
He's the angry WWE, AEW nerd
He's the angry wrestling nerd

He's claims to be the best of all time
Remember when he left Colt Cabana high and dry
It makes him so mad, he might blow
Or say "Nice"?
>NICE FAUX HAWK, YOU HOMO!
He'll go on podcasts and talk his shit
But this nerd he doesn't forget it
"Why did I throw that punch?"
"Why am I in so much pain?"
"I trained for two years just to get my shit stuffed"
"The UFC's banned me"
"I lost to a black journo geek"
"Why won't my kicking do anything?"

He's the angriest wrestler you've ever heard...
Matches suck so bad Dave grades them on a curve
He's the shittiest, most washed up wrestling nerd
He's the angry
ROH, WWE, AEW, UFC, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Tournament where he placed 3rd out of 3 contestants, Drax, Mortal Kombat, The Challenge: Champs vs. Pros, WWE backstage...
Nerd.

He's the angry
Wrestling
Nerd.