MORTALITY IS A MYSTERY
FULL OF CANCEROUS CELLS NO ONE SEES
GOD MAKES A FOOL OF HUMANITY
LOST MY FRIEND NOT LONG AGO
IF HE'S IN HELL I DON'T KNOW
SCOTTY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?
I FEEL MY HEART ARREST
TIME TO SEE IF THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS
LOOKING BACK TO SEE SASHA FUCKING A FAN
I'M A FAILURE
I'M A FAILURE
(WHY'D I DRINK SO MUCH DIET COKE?)
*guitar solo*
*triple H fucking dies*