>>4871615CM Punk? I thought he was a
>Liar
>Hypocrite>Whiner>Coward>Manlet>Doesn't lift>Emo geek>Entitled brat>Reads comic books>Liberal cuck>Pathetic quitter>Most boring guy in any room at any time>Hissy fit enthusiast>Meat-fearer>Booze-dodger>Pudding belly>Straight edge weakling>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches>Ultra-sensitive>Tumblr feminist>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley>Sk8er boi>Doesn't like to party>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep>Never drew a penny>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash>Hasn't taken a shower>Hasn't hit the weights>Hasn't got a clue>My Chemical Romance fan>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't>GTS stolen from KENTA>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan>Adored by beta morons>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe>Cried about Lesnar>Cried about The Rock>Cried about HHH>Cried about Vince>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback>Cried about the doctors>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history 
