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>be Vince McMahon
>cruising the bars of San Antonio, Texas, looking for gay sex
>walks into a smoky bar called "The Back Door" filled with seedy, hairy bikers
>Vince nervously sits in a corner with a lonely cowboy
>"C-Can I b-buy you a drink?," he asks in his familiar commentary baritone
>Suddenly, flood lights cut on, shining on a small stage in the corner
>and there he is, an undiscovered Shawn Michaels, The Heartbreak Kid, beginning his poledancing routine in assless chaps
>VinceSwallowing.gif
>"He's a sexy boy!," Vince says, slapping his muscular thigh
>Shawn struts and smacks his hairy asscheek, tattoo'd with a heart
>"WHAT A MANUEVER!," Vince exclaims, as if he was calling a match
And thus was a star born. This is how Shawn Michaels was discovered by Vince McMahon, the true uncensored story.
>cruising the bars of San Antonio, Texas, looking for gay sex
>walks into a smoky bar called "The Back Door" filled with seedy, hairy bikers
>Vince nervously sits in a corner with a lonely cowboy
>"C-Can I b-buy you a drink?," he asks in his familiar commentary baritone
>Suddenly, flood lights cut on, shining on a small stage in the corner
>and there he is, an undiscovered Shawn Michaels, The Heartbreak Kid, beginning his poledancing routine in assless chaps
>VinceSwallowing.gif
>"He's a sexy boy!," Vince says, slapping his muscular thigh
>Shawn struts and smacks his hairy asscheek, tattoo'd with a heart
>"WHAT A MANUEVER!," Vince exclaims, as if he was calling a match
And thus was a star born. This is how Shawn Michaels was discovered by Vince McMahon, the true uncensored story.
