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Pretty much anyone who is successful outside of wrestling could be a successful wrestler. Anyone. You're putting wrestlers up on a pedestal. They're not special. Their job is to stay in good shape, learn how to fall down good, and talk in front of people.
It's not something that's hard to do. And I know what you're thinking -- if it's so easy, why are there so few gigadimes wrestlers? It's because of exactly what I said: the kind of people who go into wrestling are the lowest of the low. Complete incompetent fucking buffoons. Just because they're on TV, you all think they're special but really they're just fucking half-retarded gymrats who stumble through cuecard promos and turn their bodies into sawdust for money.
Becoming a wrestler is for fucking retards.
