>>4931267Sometimes i roll out my own noodles and make sauce with canned tomatoes from the garden and buy good sausage from the butcher and cut garlic like paulie in goodfellas and pretend im italian but i still wash it down with boxed wine because it literally all tastes the same and im not a pretentious asshole thats gonna pretend otherwise and try to sell you a 50 dollar bottle of wine. Only way id consider paying that much is if it came with a meet and greet with the feet of the girl that stomped the grapes
