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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN'S CHANCES OF BEING RAPED ARE EQUAL: BUT YOU LOOK AT TYRONE AND YOU LOOK AT KEVIN NASH AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU GO 1-ON-1 WITH ANOTHER MAN, NASH HAS A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING RAPED. BUT TYRONE'S A GENETIC FREAK AND HE'S NOT NORMAL!
SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT NOT BE RAPED! THEN YOU ADD D'SHAWN INTO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF NOT BEING RAPED DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE A 3-WAY IN GEORGIA, YOU NORMALLY GOT A 33 ⅓ CHANCE OF BEING RAPED, BUT KEVIN:
KEVIN GOT A 66 & ⅔ CHANCE OF BEING RAPED, BECAUSE KEVIN KNOWS HE CAN'T STOP TYRONE AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!
SO KEVIN NASH, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 ⅓ CHANCE, MINUS TYRONE'S 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 ⅓ CHANCE OF NOT BEING RAPED.
BUT THEN YOU TAKE D'SHAWN'S 75% CHANCE, IF HE WAS TO GO 1-ON-1, AND THEN ADD 66 ⅔ PER CENTS TIMES D'SHAWN & TYRONE, ROUND OFF 9 PER CENTS...BUT THEN TIMES IT BY ALL 10 MEN WAITING FOR NASH IN THE ALLEY...
NASH HAS A 1992% CHANCE OF BEING RAPED. SEE KEVIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SUMMERSLAMMED!
