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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:00:07 No.4936867 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4936884 >>4936895 >>4936920 >>4936934 >>4936980 >>4937102 >>4938268 >>4938286

Book a match for CM Punk that would piss him off the most

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:02:23 No.4936881 Report

Quoted By: >>4936921 >>4937506

vs ryback and ryback pins him after one shell shock, grabs a mic and says "i heard you like to shit in the ring, well let me show you how it's done" then squats over him and takes a massive protein shake shit on punk's chest

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:02:52 No.4936884 Report

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>>4936867
Even if he main evented Wrestlemania he'd still be a miserable weakminded bitch

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:04:07 No.4936895 Report

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>>4936867
vs the rock in a squash match and after rock wins, he forces a can of Budwesier down his throat.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:08:36 No.4936920 Report

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>>4936867
Pre taped Hollywood Street Fight vs The Miz. Miz goes over. No rematch.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:08:42 No.4936921 Report

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>>4936881
BASED

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:09:52 No.4936934 Report

Quoted By: >>4936955

>>4936867
3 on 1 handicap Triple H Ryback and Miz vs Punk winner gets to fuck AJ

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:13:09 No.4936955 Report

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>>4936934
Wouldn't cuckman punk take the loss with prude though?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:17:06 No.4936980 Report

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>>4936867
>CM Punk vs mystery opponent
>Punk is in the ring
>who could it be
>OH MY GOD IT'S MICKEY GALL
>huge pop as Mickey by Toni Basil plays
>Mickey starts squashing Punk with really amateurish wrestling that he's clearly doing with terrible form and no regard for Punk's safety
>Phil gets pinned in a couple of minutes and sustains a back injury that sidelines him for the next 9 months

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:25:24 No.4937041 Report

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>>4936980
I wouldn't put it past Phil to campaign for Tiny Khunt to bring Mickey Gall in so Punk can get his win back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:33:03 No.4937102 Report

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>>4936867
3rd to last match at Wrestlemania:
1st night,
sandwiched in between a womans match, and a 4 team tag-team where he loses clean to Riddle in 7 minutes w/intro's reduced.

Basically, the worlds most glorified *piss break* match, against an "MMA-Chud" whos just better than him all around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 19:34:48 No.4937120 Report

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>>4936955
No, he only likes getting cucked by colored people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:14:46 No.4937506 Report

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>>4936881
Needs to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:03:02 No.4938125 Report

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>>4936980
dimes look

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:15:55 No.4938268 Report

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>>4936867
>phil cuts another one of his whiny promos
>jeff's music hits
>cm punk, ah still thank yer a nerd so im finna whoop your ass and teach to live the right way brother
>match starts, phil does his little cuck shuffle, jeff heems him, twist of fate, swanton bomb, 123, win
>from then on phil becomes the hardy's lapdog and we see vignettes of him drinking beer for the first time and spitting it out like a bitch, hitting the joint and coughing his lungs out, doing garden work with sr benjamin at the hardys house

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:17:09 No.4938286 Report

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>>4936867
Jobbing to Hulk Hogan in under a minute
>Which is deserved

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:18:23 No.4938295 Report

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vs Jay Lethal in a AJ on a pole match, Punk loses clean and Jay gets a blowjob on the ring

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:41:47 No.4938470 Report

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Make him put over Shane McMahon.

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