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>Andrade v Malakai Black
Lights out match, just because I want to see a pair of fake tough guys go through the ringer lol.
>Cum Punk v Jeff Hardy
Pure fan service, booked for the smark buy-ins and nothing else.
>Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange v The Ass Men
After the "Ass Boys break free from being oppressed by their dad's bad jokes" arc. Dimes will rain down from the heavens.
>Fuego Del Sol v Serpentico
Let 'em go at it for real. They're both great comedy workers, would be a fun match.
>Kazuchika Okada v Christian Cage
Get the Rainmaker over for a bit. Give NJPW Kenny for a few matches in exchange. Another rematch with Omega is what everyone wants, but this would be better.
>Skye Blue v Jamie Hayter
Hayter breaks away from no-dimes Britt to take title off Rosa. Skye gains confidence and becomes he chipper underdog.
>Jay Lethal v Kenny Omega
Provided Kenny recovers well, these two guys could put on one hell of a match. This one would be for the pure wrestling fans.
>John Silver v Buddy Matthews
Both are top-notch and very fast workers, would bring down the house if let loose.
>Orange Cassidy v Darby Allin
An obvious paring. Tough to think of a story angle though.
Main event @ Revolution
>Yuta vs Hook
Yuta is the heel after bulking up, his Regalmoxienson training arc and adopting a Ronin gimmick. Hook just builds on his already established hype through progressively harder/longer matches. This is after Yuta takes the title from Hangman in a cowbow v samurai themed match.
