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>Smackdown cold open Judas Priest doing a live rendition of The Green Manalishi like from Live Aid
>crowd HEADBANGING
>titantron advertising The BLOOD OATH to make WWE EVOLVE??, Crack Rock Finals (30 men on screen, who can SMOKE THE MOST CRACK) and fuckfest main event sheeeeesh
>Michael Cole whips out a flying V HE STARTS popping off on a GUITAR SOLO
>voiceover: "Tonight's episode of Friday Night Smackdown is brought to you by us... Us, at WWE.."
>on titantron it shows google map of somewhere in the middle east
>it zooms in on a shack in the middle of nowhere with a big dusty envelope outside
>crowd BUZZIN
>the envelope jostles around and Kevin Owens bursts out GASPING FOR AIR
>Kevin: "BOOKER? BOOKER??"
>scary guy with a huge beard and scary eyes BURSTS out of the shack
>crowd LAUGHIN
>Scary Man whips Owens until they're over by the GOATS and he makes Owens TEND TO THE GOATS
>CROWD PISSIN THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT SUCH A FATE LMAO
>Cole: "KEV'S CAREER HERE AT THE E HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DAWGS HAHAAA"
>NO CHANCE...
>CROWD YESS
>POP OFF SEGMENT -- Vince announces his new NUDE WORLD ORDER
>it's Vince, Hayes, Brisco and Dunn and they're all dancing in the ring SCREEAMING IT OUT but wait
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=focqVfVe8l8
>CROWD SHOCK
>Cole: "OHH MYYY... THOSE DASDARDLY DUDLEY FUCKS FROM DUDLEYVILLE..."
>Bubba and D-Von STOMPING DOWN THE RAMP WITH... THE... TABLES...
>NUDE WORLD ORDER TREMBLIN
>Dudleys get in the ring and set the tables up, put some tablecloths over them and start setting up bowls of chips and a punch bowl with orange slices in it
>CROWD HUH?
>DUDLEYS JOIN IN AND IT BECOMES A WHOLE ASS PARTY SEGMENT
>REFS AT RINGSIDE LIKE LUMBERJACKS THROWING THAT SHIT BACK THEY GOT ASS!!
>CONFETTI FALLING ONLY THE WWE BABY
>VINCE GETS THE HENNESSY OUT!!
>Vince: "A LIL BIT A DAT HEEEEEEEN HAHAHAHAH"
>HE POURS THE WHOLE ASS HENNESSY IN THE PUNCH!!
>CROWD POSTING TIKTOKS THIS IS FUCKIN CRAZY
hahaahahHAHAH THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
>crowd HEADBANGING
>titantron advertising The BLOOD OATH to make WWE EVOLVE??, Crack Rock Finals (30 men on screen, who can SMOKE THE MOST CRACK) and fuckfest main event sheeeeesh
>Michael Cole whips out a flying V HE STARTS popping off on a GUITAR SOLO
>voiceover: "Tonight's episode of Friday Night Smackdown is brought to you by us... Us, at WWE.."
>on titantron it shows google map of somewhere in the middle east
>it zooms in on a shack in the middle of nowhere with a big dusty envelope outside
>crowd BUZZIN
>the envelope jostles around and Kevin Owens bursts out GASPING FOR AIR
>Kevin: "BOOKER? BOOKER??"
>scary guy with a huge beard and scary eyes BURSTS out of the shack
>crowd LAUGHIN
>Scary Man whips Owens until they're over by the GOATS and he makes Owens TEND TO THE GOATS
>CROWD PISSIN THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT SUCH A FATE LMAO
>Cole: "KEV'S CAREER HERE AT THE E HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DAWGS HAHAAA"
>NO CHANCE...
>CROWD YESS
>POP OFF SEGMENT -- Vince announces his new NUDE WORLD ORDER
>it's Vince, Hayes, Brisco and Dunn and they're all dancing in the ring SCREEAMING IT OUT but wait
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=focqVfVe8l8
>CROWD SHOCK
>Cole: "OHH MYYY... THOSE DASDARDLY DUDLEY FUCKS FROM DUDLEYVILLE..."
>Bubba and D-Von STOMPING DOWN THE RAMP WITH... THE... TABLES...
>NUDE WORLD ORDER TREMBLIN
>Dudleys get in the ring and set the tables up, put some tablecloths over them and start setting up bowls of chips and a punch bowl with orange slices in it
>CROWD HUH?
>DUDLEYS JOIN IN AND IT BECOMES A WHOLE ASS PARTY SEGMENT
>REFS AT RINGSIDE LIKE LUMBERJACKS THROWING THAT SHIT BACK THEY GOT ASS!!
>CONFETTI FALLING ONLY THE WWE BABY
>VINCE GETS THE HENNESSY OUT!!
>Vince: "A LIL BIT A DAT HEEEEEEEN HAHAHAHAH"
>HE POURS THE WHOLE ASS HENNESSY IN THE PUNCH!!
>CROWD POSTING TIKTOKS THIS IS FUCKIN CRAZY
hahaahahHAHAH THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
