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Quoted By: >>4992942
>be me
>at local indie show with my date
>3rd date so pretty sure getting some finally
>pic related wobbles into the seat behind me
>he's eating chilli nachos and drinking a espresso
>15 minutes into the show hear a loud rumble
>pic realted starts groaning
>starts shaking in his chair
*Loud plop*
>mountain of shit erupts from his chair
>floods the bleachers
>carrying my date in my arms so she doesn't get shit in her flats
>I'm puking my guts out make my way through the waist high river of shit
>Helicopters air lifting people out
>coast guard in their boats rescuing people from the river of shit
>Barely make it out of the stadium before I pass out
>Wake up to see pic related wobbling out eating cotton candy and tweeting about what a great show it was
>at local indie show with my date
>3rd date so pretty sure getting some finally
>pic related wobbles into the seat behind me
>he's eating chilli nachos and drinking a espresso
>15 minutes into the show hear a loud rumble
>pic realted starts groaning
>starts shaking in his chair
*Loud plop*
>mountain of shit erupts from his chair
>floods the bleachers
>carrying my date in my arms so she doesn't get shit in her flats
>I'm puking my guts out make my way through the waist high river of shit
>Helicopters air lifting people out
>coast guard in their boats rescuing people from the river of shit
>Barely make it out of the stadium before I pass out
>Wake up to see pic related wobbling out eating cotton candy and tweeting about what a great show it was
