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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:35:52 No.5002032 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT: Promos and matches that really aren't as horrible as smarks make them out to be

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:46:14 No.5002156 Report

Quoted By: >>5004449

>>5002032
>smokes crack and forgets the spot in your path

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:49:02 No.5002185 Report

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>>5002032
Oh greatly power advantage

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:49:09 No.5002188 Report

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>>5002032

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 22:51:41 No.5002221 Report

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>>5002032
>OIM FOOKED

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:01:11 No.5002317 Report

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>>5002188
nah the hatred for this one is justified.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:08:07 No.5002377 Report

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>>5002032
The Finger Poke of Doom.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:08:55 No.5002386 Report

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>>5002032
i kicked the leg out of your leg promo

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:09:52 No.5002394 Report

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>>5002032

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:10:30 No.5002402 Report

Quoted By: >>5002764

>>5002394
Awful match

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:10:56 No.5002406 Report

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>>5002394
sucked so bad that /pw/ shitposters didn't even make webms of the finisher spam

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:17:31 No.5002458 Report

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>>5002394
really did a number on edge's legacy

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:33:20 No.5002581 Report

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>>5002188
I watched this live after not watching WWE for months and haven’t watched again since

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:34:54 No.5002599 Report

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:53:41 No.5002749 Report

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>>5002032
>since I was 15 years o...o---..ld

He was fooked on crack, it was horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:55:46 No.5002764 Report

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>>5002458
>>5002402
It wasn't that bad you marks
>>5002406
I think you're thinking of the greatest wrestling match one

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:56:48 No.5002777 Report

Quoted By: >>5013195

Undertaker and Big Show in the desert.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Mar 2022 23:57:00 No.5002780 Report

Quoted By: >>5013337

>>5002032
that promo features the best youtube comment of all time

>I've lived in Calgary for nearly 50 years and I saw the Anvil riding his mountain bike twice in the early '90's and he had to be one of the largest\fattest crackheads on earth.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:13:29 No.5002932 Report

Quoted By: >>5008878 >>5008926

it"s decent schlock

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:07:02 No.5004024 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:10:32 No.5004068 Report

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absolute trainwreck kino and in hindsight it's better and funnier he fell through the wall. If it went as planned it'd just be a forgotten cheesy old gimmick but now it's a legendary moment

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:12:27 No.5004082 Report

Quoted By: >>5004152

>>5004068
In an alternate dimension he never fell through that wall, became a monster heel and multiple time world champion before joining the WWE after WCW got bought out for a dream match with Taker at Mania.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:21:56 No.5004152 Report

Quoted By: >>5004209

>>5004082
he was never going to get over with that look. the fall was the best possible scenario for him, and now he's a universally beloved figure.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:23:11 No.5004166 Report

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>>5004068
If Sid wasn't there to keep everyone serious, the segment would have fallen apart

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:30:05 No.5004209 Report

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>>5004152
Big Van Vader got over with the exact same look

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:32:02 No.5004226 Report

Quoted By: >>5008779

>>5004209
Vader never got over except with mud show crowds and Japos.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:43:08 No.5004295 Report

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>>5002032
here's the actual worst promo of all time:
https://youtu.be/6wN9cSosIIY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:44:09 No.5004307 Report

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>>5002188
even x-pac hated the ending

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:45:10 No.5004321 Report

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>>5002394
ironically if it had gone on for another 20 minutes it would have become kino in a bela tarr kind of way

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:51:32 No.5004383 Report

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>>5004068
i'm convinced that this was an elaborate rib on sting, sid et al and ottman was in on it

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:57:12 No.5004436 Report

Quoted By: >>5008715

>>5004068
This one is weird cause was he going to wrestle with the stormtrooper helmet on?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 02:58:57 No.5004449 Report

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>>5002156
speed makes you stutter, not crack. he was almost certainly taking amphetamines to counter the pain pills he was also pounding

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:00:09 No.5005200 Report

Quoted By: >>5008921 >>5009022

>>5002188
Kino match

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 07:01:05 No.5007052 Report

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>>5004209
Vader wasn't wearing a glitter stormtrooper helmet

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:59:50 No.5008571 Report

Quoted By: >>5012517

This match hell even the feud was KINO

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:38:41 No.5008715 Report

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>>5004436
Fuck off Bix

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:51:20 No.5008758 Report

Quoted By: >>5009146

>>5002032
Dad?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:57:02 No.5008779 Report

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>>5004226
Kill yourself.

>>5002581
Based redeemed drone

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:16:44 No.5008878 Report

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>>5002932
no its fucking garbage because the cancer faking faggot is in it

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:21:25 No.5008907 Report

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>>5002188
I watched this with a friend live. To give context, said friend never watched wrestling up until about a week or two before this event and asked to watch with me. This match happens and we were both dumbfounded by the ref throwing out the match. Long story short, he’s never asked to watching wrestling with me again and this probably unironically killed off any potential interest he had.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:24:32 No.5008921 Report

Quoted By: >>5009022

>>5005200
more like shit match

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:25:54 No.5008926 Report

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>>5002932
How many times did they fall on top of each other due to lack of strength or balance? I remember it happened twice in a row and the crowd just kinda got sad because it was clear Taker couldn't cut it anymore.
...then they fucking put him in the ring against Goldberg

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:31:54 No.5008963 Report

Quoted By: >>5012241

>>5002032
I don't know what the problem was, it was great.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 11:48:08 No.5009022 Report

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>>5005200
>>5008921
*kuso

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 12:16:10 No.5009146 Report

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>>5008758
I believe it's magic

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 12:56:51 No.5009352 Report

Quoted By: >>5012121 >>5012557

>>5002032
AH CAN DO THE KWAB STYLE, AH CAN DO THE SIMP STYLE, AH CAN DO THE SEETHE STYLE AH CAN DO ANY STYLE OF POSTIN THATS WHY THEY CALL ME THE BRITISH ANON

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 13:48:46 No.5009710 Report

Quoted By:

>>5002188
>BIG MALLET GOOD
>SMALL MALLET BAD

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:38:36 No.5010057 Report

Quoted By:

>>5004068
HE FELL FLAT ON HIS FOOKIN ARSE

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:43:09 No.5012121 Report

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>>5009352
kek

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:56:47 No.5012216 Report

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>>5002032
isnt he that feller thats with chris jerichos group now?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:58:44 No.5012225 Report

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>>5002188
this was worse than smarks make it out to be

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:00:07 No.5012236 Report

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>>5004209
>Big Van Vader wrestler in a bedazzled star wars helmet
u fucking wot m8

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:01:13 No.5012241 Report

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>>5008963
this but unironically, Kane giving a 20 minute soap opera soliloquy in the middle of the ring was pure cringekino

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:06:40 No.5012288 Report

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Jenna vs. Sharmell wasn't even the most offensive match on that card and I thought it was kinda funny.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:08:49 No.5012316 Report

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>>5002188
This is justified and I'll always thank X-pac for calling this dumb shit out live.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:10:27 No.5012334 Report

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>>5002188
Should've been the first -****** match 2bh

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:28:52 No.5012517 Report

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>>5008571
But this is generally considered a good match.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:32:57 No.5012557 Report

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>>5009352
AH CAN DO THE QUADS STYLE, AH CAN DO THE RAPE STYLE, AH CAN DO THE BITCH STYLE AH CAN DO ANY STYLE OF POSTIN THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME KEVIN NASH

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 19:34:20 No.5013195 Report

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>>5002777
Trips confirm, unironic kino.
I love when wrestling incorporates this goofy comic book shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 19:36:54 No.5013221 Report

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>>5002188
Smarks ITT are seething but this match was good, it was a ref stoppage not a DQ and it put over the Fiend as very strong

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 19:37:37 No.5013231 Report

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This is peak Russo kino
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uYC6b9i6myI

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 19:48:49 No.5013337 Report

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>>5002780
Even Sheik calls him a legend. That was the one name he gave that could always hang A to the Z baby.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 20:22:08 No.5013607 Report

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>>5004068
>I TOLD YOU
- Sid Vicious
>HE FELL ON HIS ARSE
>HE FELL FLAT ON HIS FOOKIN ARSE
- Davey Boy Smith
>OOOOOH MAN... OH BOY
- Ric Flair

These quotes about sum up the whole thing

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 20:44:30 No.5013833 Report

Quoted By: >>5014587

>>5002032
Literally all wcw 1998 and most of 1999 stuff

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 20:52:44 No.5013915 Report

Quoted By: >>5014728

>>5004068
The one thing that still bugs me about the whole thing is the Stormtrooper helmet. It's not like people don't know what fucking Star Wars is. No matter what else they tried to do with the character it's just in you face obvious that he's wearing a Stormtrooper helmet sprayed with glitter. The glitter doesn't hide what it is, it just makes it more obvious.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:03:11 No.5014587 Report

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>>5013833
the shows themselves were an absolute slog. three hours of unskippable nitro wasn't a good idea, but if some autists trims those episodes down it could make for a great show.
but then again, its the excess which makes that era so fascinating.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:12:57 No.5014728 Report

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>>5013915
I can assure you that in 1993 nobody was thinking about Star Wars. Not even nerds. It’s 10 years later so it got about as much traction then as Avatar does now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 22:23:08 No.5014875 Report

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https://youtu.be/TrhwQ2zq_ec

Best Bret promo of all time and best closing Raw segment ever but Bret stuttered once so people on here sell it as awful.

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