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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:42:51 No.5003213 View View Reply Original Report

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>can you uppercut someone off the ground
one job, Phil!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:43:48 No.5003224 Report

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>>5003213
He'd still kick your fat ass in a fight, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:44:12 No.5003228 Report

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>>5003224
Sup, Phil?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:44:29 No.5003232 Report

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>>5003213
For me its the cuck shrug he does. Probably makes the same expression when he walks in on AJ and Lethal.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:45:36 No.5003241 Report

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>>5003224
We don’t sign our posts here

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:46:05 No.5003243 Report

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>>5003213
It's funny because I think he was trying aiming to smash the nose in the ballistics dummy but he just whiffs it. Stupid idea too, great way to break your own fingers. If your going to try and smash their nose in you always go for the palm strike.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:47:04 No.5003254 Report

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>>5003213
>Uhhh Phil, can you try to actually hit the dummy next time?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:47:28 No.5003259 Report

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>>5003224
This post wouldn't have been posted today if Cuck Man Philip didn't sign the cult contract.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:48:33 No.5003268 Report

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>>5003213
With pure strikes like that it's a headscratcher that he didn't make it in MMA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:49:35 No.5003277 Report

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>>5003259
True

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:50:40 No.5003291 Report

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>>5003259
>cult contract.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:52:08 No.5003303 Report

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>>5003254
lol why didnt they give him another take?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 00:57:02 No.5003340 Report

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>>5003303
He did 20 takes and that was the best one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:00:26 No.5003372 Report

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>>5003303
The editor was an /asp/ie and wanted to humiliate Phil some more.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:30:42 No.5003661 Report

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>>5003224
I'm a weeb posting on a cambodian cartoon board and I think that I could kick Phil's skinny fat ass

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:34:32 No.5003699 Report

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>>5003213
>Phil's a nice guy and everything, but he's just untalented.
Was this a heel or a face promo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:35:58 No.5003710 Report

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>>5003699
Neither, it was a truthful objective shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 01:36:32 No.5003718 Report

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>>5003259
No, it still would, but it'd be ironic instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:29:59 No.5004774 Report

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>>5003213
Has miserably failed every single venture outside of WWE. His reputation is forever tarnished. Now shitting it up in AEW every week. He has go away heat with me brother, and that's a shoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:31:24 No.5004805 Report

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>>5003224
I would beat the fuck out of phil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:33:06 No.5004831 Report

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>>5003213
>why cant you uppercut a gelatin ballistic dummy with no jaw bones
why the fuck are e drones so fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:33:57 No.5004850 Report

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>>5003224
phil got humiliated by a part time photographer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:34:00 No.5004851 Report

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>>5003259
kek true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:37:07 No.5004892 Report

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>>5003699
face because joe is a shoot nice guy and didn't want to bury him too bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:37:43 No.5004903 Report

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>>5003718
Why are you assuming it isn't being posted ironically now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:37:44 No.5004904 Report

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>>5003224
phil is the epitome of fake tough guys.

name one person that talks themselves up way higher than what's realistic more than him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:39:06 No.5004922 Report

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>>5003224
im literally 360 pounds Punks "punch" would be like a tickle

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:39:09 No.5004923 Report

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>>5004903
It's not. GayEWho cultists worship everyone under their cult's name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:39:41 No.5004929 Report

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>>5004831
hey anon did you see phil get tickled on ppv by a skinny twatter journalist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 03:39:51 No.5004931 Report

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>>5004850
It's worse, he was a blogger who worked part time at Best Buy.
Phil got his ass beat by the Geek Squad lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:00:17 No.5005201 Report

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>>5003213
This is All Petite's top draw lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:01:13 No.5005213 Report

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>>5003213
Someone post the fucking video.

Ohayō !!m3ohWILTtMy

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Ohayō !!m3ohWILTtMy Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:01:51 No.5005224 Report

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>>5003224
LMAO
Stop it Phil, you're embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:02:32 No.5005235 Report

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>>5003224
based anon working the marks with this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:02:53 No.5005237 Report

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>>5004923
worked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:38:06 No.5005583 Report

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>>5005213
Second this. I lost my /asp/ folder in an unfortunate accident. So many hilarious webms gone, like tears in the rain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:39:44 No.5005599 Report

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>>5003699
Face because he respects the business of UFC enough to call out it's biggest draw for how bad he made the business look

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:43:02 No.5005640 Report

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>>5005599
>biggest draw
>cuck man philipo
are you on prescribed medication sir and or madam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:54:52 No.5005733 Report

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>>5004929
most wrestlers would get beat by trained fighters retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 04:56:46 No.5005757 Report

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>>5003213
getting hit in the nose in that exact angle could unironically kill you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:33:15 No.5006192 Report

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>>5005757
Not if it's Phil dealing the blow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 05:48:47 No.5006347 Report

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>>5005757
That's a myth and the angle is far too shallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:02:21 No.5006507 Report

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I just don't understand where he got the ego to go straight into it. He would've been perfect as a UFC commentator, especially as they were getting popular with the mainstream.

But this weird, I'm an MMA fighter and tough guy, only to get embarrassed on The Challenege and whiff on a fucking fake model... this is why you never burn bridges with friends. They're there to stop stupid shit like this.

Same shit happened to Cody. He has no real friends so got that retarded tat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:14:03 No.5006626 Report

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>>5003259
100% truth, beggin aewtists to get a clue and stop white knighting every faggot on the roster

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:15:14 No.5006637 Report

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>>5005733
Whatever you say, phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:15:19 No.5006638 Report

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>>5003213
webm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:24:54 No.5006723 Report

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>>5006507
>I just don't understand where he got the ego to go straight into it
years of winning fake wrestling matches literally went to his head. he became delusional and actually believed his own hype, you know how he says hes the best in the world, this idiot is so fucking stupid he started to actually believe it. talk about marks being in the ring punk lost his grasp on reality his fights werent just bad they were as embarrassing as you could get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:26:34 No.5006748 Report

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>>5003224
Phil got humiliated by a part time photographer and two 40 year old guys who do jujitsu as a hobby on the weekends. Also he got out powered by a guy in an MTV show. He is that guy who talks good shit but can't back it up.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:27:57 No.5006759 Report

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>>5006637
>0-4

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:33:17 No.5006802 Report

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>>5003213
To be fair to BM Skunk you're not supposed to throw an uppercut when the head is completely vertical like that. Of course his uppercut would have looked like shit regardless.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 06:36:16 No.5006827 Report

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>>5006637
>ufc sliders
punk is one of those dweebs who bought the rebook gear isnt he

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 07:45:43 No.5007488 Report

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>>5005733
Wrestling is actually one of the more dominant disciplines in MMA. For stand up MMA, Wrestling & Kickboxing are the most dominant, or maybe it was Muay Thai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 08:11:10 No.5007783 Report

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>>5003243
>It's funny because I think he was trying aiming to smash the nose in the ballistics dummy but he just whiffs it.
No, it's right there in slo-mo. Phil is a retard who fake-fought for so much of his life that he can only throw working strikes. It's one of the biggest reasons he couldn't put away fucking cans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:04:34 No.5008169 Report

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>>5003259
The AEW cultists are basically clapping seals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:18:52 No.5008283 Report

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>>5006723
There just have been people encouraging him though. There's no legitimate gym that would say "yeah you're good to fight in the ufc" after seeing him in the gym.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 09:20:00 No.5008295 Report

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>>5008169
>this easily worked
The only seethe I see is all the (you)s he got

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:18:07 No.5008643 Report

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>>5008283
he probably has no real friends that would be truthful with him. i dont remember the first fight but the second fight made no sense at all. it looked like he was pretending to fight. he seemed like he was still in pro wrestling mode because he looked like he was afraid to hurt his opponent and was just doing ridiculous showboat moves for no real reason, like those weird spin kicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:21:01 No.5008654 Report

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>>5003699
Heel promo because Phil is not a nice man either. He's untalented and a shit person, Rogan is being a kike and trying to let him down easy instead of telling him to kill himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:22:37 No.5008658 Report

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>>5003699
the shoot promo on schaub was better

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 10:30:03 No.5008686 Report

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>>5003224

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 13:01:04 No.5009385 Report

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>>5003699
True but Rogan is also a fake tough guy.
>woah bro his kicks sound like gunshots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 13:13:21 No.5009462 Report

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>>5003213
To be fair, they were using a chinlet ballistic gel dummy. It it were a gigachad dummy he wouldn't have missed, but it would also kick phil's bussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 13:35:05 No.5009621 Report

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>>5003303
They did, you could see the cut after he tilts his head, so this was probably the best take

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:34:57 No.5010019 Report

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>>5005555

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 14:53:54 No.5010215 Report

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>those ballistic gel mannequins

Reminds me of Deadliest Warrior which lived right on the line between gay and kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 17:20:53 No.5011852 Report

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>>5003213
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:24:53 No.5012492 Report

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>>5003213
Holy fuck what a poser faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:27:43 No.5012510 Report

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>>5008283
He doesn't have any real friends and AJ probably doesn't want to deal with him in a pissy mode if she calls him out. Look at Cody, it's the same situation. Nobody told him that tattoo was fucking stupid because they're not really friends with him.

I stopped friends from doing stupid shit like that, and friends have stopped me. If they're a real friend they're always going to step up once they realize you're going to make a huge fool of yourself to other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:29:37 No.5012527 Report

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>>5003243
No you just throw an overhand right straight into their schnoz and follow through. If you're strong enough you'll end up chinning them as well.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:36:14 No.5012575 Report

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 18:52:47 No.5012744 Report

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>>5012575
>Phil uhhh, we need you to punch him, not wipe his nose.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:00:00 No.5013987 Report

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>>5012575
>it's not fair man I got set up
>that dummy didn't have a Jay Leno chin
>i'm gonna post my discontent on Twitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:01:24 No.5014002 Report

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>>5003224
I assume you're talking about the gelatin head?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:06:54 No.5014054 Report

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>>5003213
>>5012575
I see this gif all the time and still have no clue what the context is

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Anonymous Sun 27 Mar 2022 21:18:33 No.5014145 Report

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>>5003259
100% true
Sure fire way to tell the newfags apart, even if you like AEW you wouldn't get butthrut over Punk banter

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